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@payne-edwin
Hello. My name is Edwin Arthur Cavendish-Payne and I happen to be one of two lead detectives of the Dead Boy Detevtive agency situated in London, England.
I think this social media tomfoolery is nothing but a silly loss of time, however, my dear friends and companions seem to regard them as fun and even useful for our profession, therefore here I am, an edwardian gentleman using this "Tumblr" site as fast mail.
” Payne! Entertain me. Your coat pocket is boring..”
-@headless-delilah
However you wish to be entrtained, Delilah? I could read to you, if you'd like, but I believe Charles might get protective.
” all your books are boring Edwin! Do you have a spontaneous or exiting bone in your dead body? Anyways, Charles should learn some self control and patience “
Excuse me! Sherlock is not boring!
And I think Charles' protectiveness over me is nothing but endearing.
“ Sherlock is very boring! The ending is always the same.
It’s sickening “ooohh Charles please don’t let that bastard ghost hurt me!!” I could get ill if I wasn’t already dead.. and decapitated- “
@cricketguy1989
She disrespected Sherlock, Charles!!!
“ sending your big strong boyfriend after a young , helpless girl? How rude”
Oh, Delilah, you and I know you're many things but a helpless girl.
” de quoi parles-tu? I’m simply just so fragile and delicate. I’m unfit to take on someone as strong and so utterly intimidating as Charles “
“ cat got your tongue? “
Perhaps.
” hm, maybe that’s for the better”
@cricketguy1989 !!!
” Payne! Entertain me. Your coat pocket is boring..”
-@headless-delilah
However you wish to be entrtained, Delilah? I could read to you, if you'd like, but I believe Charles might get protective.
” all your books are boring Edwin! Do you have a spontaneous or exiting bone in your dead body? Anyways, Charles should learn some self control and patience “
Excuse me! Sherlock is not boring!
And I think Charles' protectiveness over me is nothing but endearing.
“ Sherlock is very boring! The ending is always the same.
It’s sickening “ooohh Charles please don’t let that bastard ghost hurt me!!” I could get ill if I wasn’t already dead.. and decapitated- “
@cricketguy1989
She disrespected Sherlock, Charles!!!
“ sending your big strong boyfriend after a young , helpless girl? How rude”
Oh, Delilah, you and I know you're many things but a helpless girl.
” de quoi parles-tu? I’m simply just so fragile and delicate. I’m unfit to take on someone as strong and so utterly intimidating as Charles “
“ cat got your tongue? “
Perhaps.
” Payne! Entertain me. Your coat pocket is boring..”
-@headless-delilah
However you wish to be entrtained, Delilah? I could read to you, if you'd like, but I believe Charles might get protective.
” all your books are boring Edwin! Do you have a spontaneous or exiting bone in your dead body? Anyways, Charles should learn some self control and patience “
Excuse me! Sherlock is not boring!
And I think Charles' protectiveness over me is nothing but endearing.
“ Sherlock is very boring! The ending is always the same.
It’s sickening “ooohh Charles please don’t let that bastard ghost hurt me!!” I could get ill if I wasn’t already dead.. and decapitated- “
@cricketguy1989
She disrespected Sherlock, Charles!!!
“ sending your big strong boyfriend after a young , helpless girl? How rude”
Oh, Delilah, you and I know you're many things but a helpless girl.
” de quoi parles-tu? I’m simply just so fragile and delicate. I’m unfit to take on someone as strong and so utterly intimidating as Charles “
” Payne! Entertain me. Your coat pocket is boring..”
-@headless-delilah
However you wish to be entrtained, Delilah? I could read to you, if you'd like, but I believe Charles might get protective.
” all your books are boring Edwin! Do you have a spontaneous or exiting bone in your dead body? Anyways, Charles should learn some self control and patience “
Excuse me! Sherlock is not boring!
And I think Charles' protectiveness over me is nothing but endearing.
“ Sherlock is very boring! The ending is always the same.
It’s sickening “ooohh Charles please don’t let that bastard ghost hurt me!!” I could get ill if I wasn’t already dead.. and decapitated- “
@cricketguy1989
She disrespected Sherlock, Charles!!!
“ sending your big strong boyfriend after a young , helpless girl? How rude”
Oh, Delilah, you and I know you're many things but a helpless girl.
” Payne! Entertain me. Your coat pocket is boring..”
-@headless-delilah
However you wish to be entrtained, Delilah? I could read to you, if you'd like, but I believe Charles might get protective.
” all your books are boring Edwin! Do you have a spontaneous or exiting bone in your dead body? Anyways, Charles should learn some self control and patience “
Excuse me! Sherlock is not boring!
And I think Charles' protectiveness over me is nothing but endearing.
“ Sherlock is very boring! The ending is always the same.
It’s sickening “ooohh Charles please don’t let that bastard ghost hurt me!!” I could get ill if I wasn’t already dead.. and decapitated- “
@cricketguy1989
She disrespected Sherlock, Charles!!!
” Payne! Entertain me. Your coat pocket is boring..”
-@headless-delilah
However you wish to be entrtained, Delilah? I could read to you, if you'd like, but I believe Charles might get protective.
” all your books are boring Edwin! Do you have a spontaneous or exiting bone in your dead body? Anyways, Charles should learn some self control and patience “
Excuse me! Sherlock is not boring!
And I think Charles' protectiveness over me is nothing but endearing.
” Payne! Entertain me. Your coat pocket is boring..”
-@headless-delilah
However you wish to be entrtained, Delilah? I could read to you, if you'd like, but I believe Charles might get protective.
((*shaking with nervousness* here goes lmfao. You don't have to reply to this or any of my asks btw I'm just struggling with a hyperfixation and have like no one to rp with except you, a Niko blog who followed me from main, and that oc one blog. - @thepaynesiblings ))
Edwin? If I may be so bold as to ask, where were you in the seven decades I was waiting for you?
Hell. Simple as that.
((ooc ask. My bad for the DM. I totally understand you not being comfortable with us DMing thanks to our age difference. And yeah I'm an adult but muses are minors haha. Hope that doesn't put you off rping with me. Also, it's fine, take your time to respond! I just got a lil hyperfixation. And I totally understand you being busy! I was homeschooled but mom kept me suuuuper busy until I was around thirteen or fifteen and quit on her haha))
(It's not that, I've just been busy on my other fandom and didn't realize you sent the previous ask lol)
"....Is there anyone around here without some kind of trauma? Actually, I can firmly deduce that there isn't. I'm a childless murder victim collecting traumatized teenagers...And even a couple of traumatized adults."
( you can ignore this if you want, I just crave using Deborah. Also she collects traumatized folk like I used to collect sticker books lol. Will reply from @theghostofathertonmanor )
Goodness. I'm sorry you happened to be another victim of the evil in this world. You sond kind, however. I'm sure @cricketguy1989 and you will get along greatly.
happy valentine's day love!!! <3
- charles :)
Oh, darling, happy valentine's day to you too. ♥️
I dare you to try.
Regards, Esther.
I miss you so much Edwin 💔
Whatever are you refering to? I have not gone anywhere. You may visit Charles and I at the agency whenever you wish, if that eases your longing.
Salutations, Charles. Niko happened to encounter this charming little poem while navigating through her internet and decided to show it to me. I find it amusing since it reminded me of you, my dearest.
With utmost adoration, Edwin.
that looks like a note i wouldve written when i was alive not gonna lie
if this is an offer though can we kiss?
You don't need to ask, my darling. Each kiss from you is a gift I'll recive wholeheartedly.
oh my gawd! You’re beautiful :D
Thank you, I am sure @cricketguy1989 shares the sentiment.
i do :)
Flatterer.
oh my gawd! You’re beautiful :D
Thank you, I am sure @cricketguy1989 shares the sentiment.
