[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[nathsketch]

[nathsketch]

You go girls! 👊🏽👊🏾👊🏿

[n8-draws]

Here's some models from the avatar art book!

[firelordtzuko]

Meanwhile there’s Zuko with his Kardashian sized wardrobe

[homiedepot]

[impaled]

[princesiddie]

this is old news but this is the funniest fuck ing thing ive seen in we eks

[princesiddie]

whats he go t? whats in that hat ?

[pussyong-deactivated20200810]

everyones like ‘i wanna milf’ for the notes but how many of you would be willing to fuck a 30+ yr old woman with two kids .how many of you are willing to take on that responsibility? you cant even make phone calls

[j4xxx]

[skarchomp]

me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…

[amtrax]

Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

[wereralph]

THIS POST GOT FLAGGED IM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[wavveybone]

80HD

[epicene-street-light-deactivate]

ok but can you imagine a worse, more terrifying fate than medusa’s one? just imagine. first of all you’re raped in your goddess’ temple. which, apart from the obvious trauma, means you can’t keep doing what you devoted your entire life to. your goddess gifts you with the ability to turn those you look at into stone and your hair into snakes so that you can defend yourself and be a threat rather than a victim to men. and then?????? a fucking MAN decides hes gonna hunt you down and slaughter you for…. sport like just because he can?????? and not only does he kill you but he keeps your head as a weapon???????? effectively using you and your body for his own purpose exactly like your rapist??????????????? like??? and this man is considered a hero while you’ll be remembered as a monstruous, dangerous entity???????????????????? medusa deserved better smh

[epicene-street-light-deactivate]

wow the medusa avenging squad rly is there!!! make some noise ladies

[cydril]

My brain: I sure would like to make some new friends

Me: You know you have to interact with people to get to know them right?

My Brain:

[joshsundquist]

The day I met my solemate

[juelzsantanabandana]

Pure post

[egg-tampon]

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

[mycatstail]

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

[randomslasher]

I literally had the sensation of being slammed back in time just now

[big-ovipositor-energy]

nowadays we make bad content all day

[thecommonchick]

Same sis, same

[parasitoidism]

Instead of veteran discounts we should have goth discounts