real life magical girl

Animal Crossing / Whatever | Bi | Genderqueer Femme | She/They

[lord-armitage]

[psych-is-the-name]

[podencos]

It cannot be good for our souls to be living in a world where polyester clothing is sold for $200

[fuckyeah-tamagotchi]

My strawberry who's afraid of everything

[yukiieo]

would you like a cup of coffee?

[toritelling]

Kokomilk island by crossingunibrow

🌲DA: 5228-1583-8767🦉

[hungry-skeleton]

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

[podcastwizard]

that's fine can i get a glass of something bright blue that's bubbling so violently it'd be impossible to take a sip. extra dry ice on the side

[lestatfag]

would you rather**

be covered in dirt, like rich soil that’s perhaps a bit wet

be covered in blood, which is definitely wet but it dries quickly

Voting ended onMar 27, 2024

btw this is not a “which do i find LEAST disgusting” poll. this is for the freaks who want to be covered in natural substances

[lestatfag]

the texture bitches are out today

[blackwolfmanx2]

Happy Birthday, Meiling Li! 🎉🎁🎂

[radiofreederry]

[suicideenbies]

[serpent-and-the-skye-deactivate]

My horny ass could never be a mechanic

[serpent-and-the-skye-deactivate]

Your tranny isn't wet enough sorry I mean you need more transition fluid sorry I mean transmission fluid. Let me lube up your shaft sorry I mean your box sorry I mean let me get your tranny oiled up sorry I mean

[lepisosteus-oculatus]

i would fuck a car

[serpent-and-the-skye-deactivate]

[terasakagang]

with bds calling for an official boycott of eurovision, one of the things they have asked is for “supporters to launch creative, strategic initiatives that can pressure broadcasters to withdraw” and so i encourage all those whose countries are participating in eurovision to find out how to contact your national broadcaster to make a complaint. for those living in countries who dont broadcast eurovision i know u can still send a complaint to the bbc if ur outside the uk for one

this is the message i have been sending, feel free to translate it/use it as a template/improve it/etc:

Dear sir/ma'am,

In 2022, following the illegal Russian invasion of Ukraine, pressure was applied to the Eurovision Song Contest to bar Russia from competing that year and all years since. It was widely rightfully agreed that the invasion was worthy of strong condemnation and that Russia should be given no avenues to rehabilitate its public image.

In October 2023, the state of Israel began a military campaign against the people of the already occupied Gaza Strip in Palestine. In a disproportionate, atrocious response to the Hamas attack on the 7th of October 2023, Israeli forces have murdered over 30,000 Palestinians and displaced almost 2 million from their homes. Palestinian civilians (journalists and doctors included), entirely unaffiliated with the Hamas party Israel claims to target, have been targeted and killed indiscriminately. Stripped of basic necessities like food, water and electricity by Israel, with intent vocalised by multiple Israeli forces to eliminate Gaza and the Palestinian people, this is no less than a genocide.

Thus Israel, much like Russia, should not be permitted to compete in a contest that has been used repeatedly to maintain its pristine public image while it brutally oppresses Palestine. Especially when it has been charged with genocide explicitly by South Africa, a case that took place in the ICJ, thoroughly elucidating the crimes committed by the Israeli state, a charge agreed upon by several countries and genocide scholars alike.

The BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement has called for a complete boycott of Eurovision by broadcasters, artists and viewers and I ask that the BBC comply with this - abstain from broadcasting the Eurovision Song Contest and withdraw this years entry to the contest.

Thank you.

[wretchedoftheearth]

PLEASSSSEEE if you support Palestine/BDS

especially f you live in a country that participates in Eurovision, contact your broadcaster. even if you don't, there is contact info for broadcasters and an official sponsor at the following link along with a template email

[omgthatdress]

King Charles diagnosed with cancer

The news comes a week after both Princess Kate and King Charles III were discharged from a private London clinic after individual procedures

In other news, Prince William just got the best fucking news of his life.

[bookiechu]

Fruitsies <3

[catchymemes]

[valtsv]

woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*

me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol

[hambreuisland]