Flower Pots

~*Flower Pots*~ Patrick Brice Jameson at your service! Lovely son of Demeter with the fantastic power of plant growth, the ability to kill and revive them with a touch and the ability to create hybrids. I hale from the wonderful county of Canada, which makes scene because lets be honest, the maple leaf on the flag is just a big red pot leaf. Fuck with my little sisters and you'll be shitting cacti I miss hockey :< Mordecai to my Rigby AYOOOOOOOOO

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I've been told from a reliable source you've been saying I'm... coo-coo.

It wasn't me I swear!!!! It was my sister!!! She's coo-coo!!! Please forgive her, she's only a child!

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Tallulah...

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They are perfection! Nobel Prize to the genius who thought of them! Oh, I haven’t had a donut in ages. I think the last one I had was…a Krispy Kreme one. The chocolate donut with the glaze on it…

Can you bake? 

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Yes! Krispy Kreme needs to have all of the awards! We need to get some. Or make some!I bake a little. Use to do it with my step-mom, so I haven't in a while. We could bake donuts! It would be fun!

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Hmph. Fine! I will go with you! I am very brave, storebroderen!

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Well, I'm not. Cowardly Lion and all. How about you tell the God of the Underworld and death he's coo-coo. You're cuter, he might not kill you.

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Tallulah...

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To each his own, after all. I’m just happy you eat smores, churros and popcorn. And donuts, do you like donuts?

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Exactly! And I love donuts! Who ever invented donuts deserves a medal. They are just perfection.

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Tallulah...

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But meat’s good though. Yes, I know cows are adorable. But it tastes delicious—you’re saying you’ve never had meat before? 

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Oh, I've had meat before, when I was younger, but once I found out where it came from I stopped eating it. I mean, I don't mind that other eat meat, I just don't eat it myself.

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Do it, storebroderen.

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Fine! But you have to come with me. If I'm going to be dinner, you're going to be dessert.

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Tallulah...

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Chocolate syrup on popcorn? Never tried that before…I’m afraid I’m not adventurous when it comes to food endeavours. Have you ever had a meat pie?

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You have to try it, at least once. It's really good. And no. I haven't. I don't eat meat. I can't bring myself to eat those poor cute little things. I mean, have you seen a cow?! They are so cute! I just can't.

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You called me coo-coo. So you call him coo-coo too. You are stærk. And— it was a dare. You cannot say no to a dare, storebroderen.

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Okay, storebroderen, okay… Do not cry. But you have to tell Mister Rige Død that he is a coo-coo. Ja? Ja.

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Why would you want me to do that? Don't you love me Buttercup? Why would you want me to be fed to Cerberus?!

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Tallulah...

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Jiffy pop? Oh popcorn! Sorry, I don’t know much about Jiffy Pop, we don’t have it back home. 

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Jiffy Pop is awesome! It's in a foil pan thing and you put it over the fire and it goes crazy and pops and stuff! then you open in, put some chocolate syrup on it and it's just so good. You'll really like it.

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You do not think so, storebroderen? I will be very crimson to tell her! I will! I will!

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Please don't tell her Tallulah! Pleasepleaseplease dont! I'm sorry I called you coo-coo. Please dont tell her. It'll mess everything up. Please.

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Tallulah...

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Yes, but Tallulah’s told you enough for you to make sense of it, right? And sure we could do it again, maybe with churros this time! I’d really like that. Thank you, Patrick.

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Yeah, I guess. I know she doesn't like hospitals and something bad when down in one, but that's it really. That would be great! We can also get some jiffy pop! Well- if we have any here. I'll look!

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I am going to tell Miss Ild how it is that you feel. You kan lide hende. Ja. I will tell.

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You wouldn't dare.

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Oh yes? I… Dare— is that the right word? Dare for you to tell that to Mister Rige Død.

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Buttercup, I love you, but I also like my heart and rather is stay in my chest, so no.

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Tallulah...

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I’m just worried about Elias, that’s all. He’s being very…shady on the subject. Bees knees…cats pyjamas…the campfire song song was the best.

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Maybe you just need to give him a little time. Tallulah still hasn't told me some things. I just figure when she's ready to talk, she'll talk. He'll be ok. Just give him time. And it was, wasn't it? I was thinking we could do it again maybe? We can have more things to cook this time. When you get everything straight with Elias that is. Family first!

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Tallulah...

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Oh that’s not very good! What use is a guard-plant when it eats what its guarding? And yes, both our siblings are coo-coo. I seriously have no idea whats gotten into him. I suppose we’re still the cool cats in the bunch.

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I know, but I think the next one will be the one! And they are, but we still love them very, very much. We will always be the cool cats of the bunch. That camp fire was the greatest

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I am not coo-coo!

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It's ok buttercup! We're all about coo-coo