GoodGoodMcelroyContent™

My side blog for those sweet Mcelboys (and the occasional polygon post)

[terezis]

i would feel weird posting an image of someone’s actual newborn child on tumblr but griffin and rachel had their baby!!! his name is gus!!! i hope it is short for asparagus

[mbmbat]

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“Ah shit.” - Charlie McElroy

[dashas-secret-jumptrash]

This is all I do now. (thank you polygon for one of my favorite overborads in awhile)

[svgarangy]

This part in the newest overboard had me DYING

[podcastwizard]

that feel when you eat a pickle that’s a little too soft

[withersbignaturals]

ned chiccane making the promotional video for the cryptonomica

[garfield-the-dealswarlock]

we have officially blasted off into cybersex joe biden

[spooky-fm]

Ex-exuse me?

[woman-respecter]

you had to be there

[possibledemonspawn]

ok wait I can't decide whether it's funnier if Garfield the Deals Warlock wasn't inoculated and just heard static all over the moonbase OR if Lucretia met him and said hell yeah brother drink up

[angry-eevee]

I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

[riotworkshop]

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

[bridgesquid]

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

[rumtumteddy]

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

[bartmobile]

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

[dawhitebag]

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

[imacingthis]

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

[badgersandbees]

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

[timeforlupsopinion]

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

[whatifididsomethingnew]

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

[acheemient]

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

[feychella-deactivated20220124]

“my child is completely fine.” your child demands a personal crepe station at his new school despite being there for like two days

[sockablock]

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starring Griffin McElroy

[howlbear]

Yall the new mbmbam intro SLAPS

[pbandjaam]

you've got a GREAT url

Thanks my mom got it for me

[asimovsideburns]

Barry: when I was younger, an elf stole my family name :(

Lup Bluejeans: stop telling people that I stole your name! we’re married! you gave it to me fair and square!

Barry: yeah I just like hearing you say we’re married :)

[asimovsideburns]

Barry: when I was younger, an elf stole my family name :(

Taako Bluejeans: hell yeah, she did! then she traded it to me for a really good empanada recipe!

Barry: D:

Lup: don’t worry, babe, I’ll win it back at poker tomorrow night

[sgrumby]

Lup Bluejeans: taako will you help me make Barry's birthday cake

Taako: it'll cost you

Lup: D:

Taako Bluejeans: (:<

[asimovsideburns]

(via @blu-bat​)

okay but like. involuntary function namestealing.

Lup: *laying in bed asleep*

Lup: *eyes snap open, sits bolt upright*

Lup: who the FUCK is named Hallwinter on this ship

[dapperdasha]

are u just gonna scroll past without getting a drink of water

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[chaoticwhiteboys]

I love them?

[yinza]

Figured I’d make a post with all of them together, as they were meant to be. Enjoy. =)