(formerly) teenage talk

he/him, 27

[catgirlwerewolf]

no i dont ride my horse into battle what the hell is wrong with you she could get hurt. she drops me off and then she stands on the sidelines with a gun

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[onetruefool]

but I know... it's my own damn fault...

[delicateboyz]

[duchessvongooseberg]

Hi everyone,

I've been having sex with my wife for quite a while

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you have two posts in a row about placebos. why

one of them actually isn't about a placebo. that's probably the one you're having a reaction to

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[crimewave420]

imagine waking up and u found out the Game Grumps got killed by crips

[seashellemoji]

why do ppl hate the grumps now ? somebody catch me up

[crimewave420]

It’s because Arin posted a picture on his twitter with the caption “#1 Crip Killa” but quickly deleted it and refuses to apologize to this day

[babycabbageroll]

Imagine growing up on bad humor and then having people hate you for trying to make jokes from your childhood when that’s just your sense of humor. They say a lot of really terrible shit they have to apologize for on their videos and they’re still a great channel

[crimewave420]

Fuck you mean he just tweeted this the other day 🤨

[gorps]

“can he reclaim??”

[girlbr0thers]

Faux leather was the worst thing ever created

[girlbr0thers]

Lets take a material that can last decades with the right treatment and care and fucking replicate it with the most dogshit ugly flimsiest animal extinction microplastics smells bad unsexual rips in four days garbage disgusting saran wrap we can think of. Ostensibly for vegans.

[fawnvelveteen]

William S. Burroughs at the Met by Allen Ginsberg, c. 1953

[floridakilo]

at the met off a 20 bag like allen take my photo

[yorickish-deactivated20250521]

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

[depsidase]

[bundleofrhetoric]

[nohoperadio]

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

[twistedhellknight52]

When your run out, of cups… no prablem for me 😎 My milk apple cup

[human-pet-they]

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

[sour-charity]

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

[not100bees]

This Tumblr post has been tagged with a vaguely European man's name, I shall Google this man to figure out what TV show or movie or book he is from. Ah, I was expecting this name to be one of a fictional character but instead is the name of a driver for formula 1, curious.

[bonivers]

the real people who need to be told Omg You People Can’t Do Anything is the people who can’t watch something if it’s not on a streaming service…. like girl let’s search Watch Free Online

[hangsawoman]

NO LIVE ORGANISM CAN CONTINUE FOR LONG TO EXIST SANELY UNDER CONDITIONS OF ABSOLUTE REALITY EVEN LARKS AND KATYDIDS ARE SUPPOSED BY SOME TO DREAM

[seminalduty]