You're Not Your Fuckin Khakis

I'm Rob and I pour Coke on my Apple Jacks.

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[vasselheims-archive]

HEY BENI

IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU’RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER!

[vasselheims-archive]

HEY O’CONNELL

IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE I’VE GOT ALL THE HORSES!

[rocketqueenlane]

[rocketqueenlane]

[geektfo-blog]

[azarovas]

[halcydn-deactivated20151101]

Twisted by the darkside young Skywalker has become.The boy you trained, gone he is- Consumed by Darth Vader

[jolieing]

[solthree]

pulledacross asked: mickey smith or jack harkness

[sizzlingcelebs]

[unamusedsloth]

So my school is holding elections for student council... and someone has decided to run as Soviet Bear

"My school is starting to vote for student council, so everyone who is running has been putting up posters. Someone decided to run as Soviet Bear. Most of the posters were replies to the posters everyone else has started to put up.”

Opponent:

Soviet Bear Response:

Opponent:

Soviet Bear Response:

Opponent:

Soviet Bear Response:

Opponent:

Soviet Bear Response:

Opponent:

Soviet Bear Response:

Opponent:

Soviet Bear Response:

[source]

[lilyaldrinn-deactivated20141221]

[sugarshaneee-deactivated2018102]

[youbetteropenyoureyes-deactivat]

[geekyasfuck]

The human crew as aliens. From the left: Zaeed, Miranda, Jacob, Kasumi, Jack and Joker.

By Domirine

[damnitdomo]