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@pceireland
“you know, i so wish i could help you out with that, but i can’t, so oh well. then i suggest stepping away from chad michael murray and finding another boy to fawn over. i don’t know about that. and you still won’t find anything, what a shame.”
“as my friend you’re supposed to tell me to go after my dreams and never give up. i want a refund. no, stop that. i will find something. there’s gotta be something that makes you tick. and i’m going to uncover it, sooner or later.”
❝ if you haven’t already searched yourself on some social medias, i really suggest that you do. it’s a roller coaster, honestly. chances are you’re going to read some of the most heartwarming, disturbing, and spiteful things of your life. oh – and then there’s the occasional fanfic! that’s how you know you made it! although, those might creep you out. so maybe skip over them. ❞
“the best is when you take a photo with someone and the internet is convinced you’re dating. can’t say i’ve come across any fanfics, but i’m sure that’s definitely an interesting read.”
I’m waiting for the day someone asks me to sign their boob, that’s when I’ll know I’ve made it.
“Hey -- Wanna sign my boob?”
“well if you already know he’s alive and well, what do you need my help for? shit, don’t be a homewrecker now, dubs. and you think i can? good luck with that.”
“Just saying -- It would be much easier if you were, like, best friends with him or something. Hey now, I’m no homewrecker. I’m fully capable of loving from afar. Thanks, lord knows I need it.”
“Yes. You’d probably expose me or post something stupid. For guys it is! You know, like eating or sleeping. Maybe girls don’t connect as well. ‘Course not, I’m stubborn. Come on. She’d probably just scribble and make me look like an umpa lumpa or something.”
“Or maybe I just want to tweet about how awesome Ireland is. Because clearly you don’t do it enough. So are you saying all boys think the same? You’re insane. Hey -- That’s something I’d pay to see and read. Let’s get your baby sis that writing deal!”
“Yeah? I don’t know, something about it is stimulating.”
“I definitely feel that way too, but once I’m tired to begin with? I get ready to pass out once I’m finished with work. Crawling into my bed after a long day is like heaven to me.”
“is chad michael murray even still around?? haven’t heard that name in ages. nah, i don’t think you do. that’s because not much gets under my skin. keep trying.”
“I can confirm that Mr. Murray is still alive and well. Granted, he also has a kid now. And a girlfriend? Or a wife? Who knows... I can’t keep up with the latest Hollywood gossip. One day. One day I will find something that gets under your skin.”
“Oh God no. You’d probably give yourself a shoutout then expose me on my own twitter. You totally just said I was a nice guy. Are you joking? Of course I do, we’re collective. It’s like breathing. My little sister, the littlest one, you know, could probably write a book. Are you sure you wanna loose the book writing thing to a three year old?”
“You want me to write an entire novel about you, but you won’t even let me send one little tweet from your account? Harsh. It’s definitely not like breathing, but I’ve learned there’s no sense in arguing with you. I’ll never win. Honestly? I’d rather read your little sister’s book. She’d probably write a great one about you.”
leilaniffs:
“why are tour buses so warm? i hate that the air conditioning is so shitty that i can’t even cool off. and i always tell the bus driver, and he says he’ll fix it but you know what? he doesn’t fix it. it’s like the only option i have is to get naked, or better yet get a small kiddie pool.”
“While a kiddie pool sounds like a great idea in retrospect, something tells me it wouldn’t really function all that well. Getting naked is never a bad idea, but have you ever considered trying to fix it yourself?”
“Oh. You best look at my twitter notifications then, ‘cause they’re some in there. What does me being a nice guy have to do with anything? I can be nice and also know what other males are thinking. We’re a collective species. No. Who would you rather let write a book about me, someone with embarrassing stories and pictures or some weird person who doesn’t know me and only knows things that are fact?”
“Give me your password and I’ll gladly check them for you. And I promise to not tweet anything about how amazing I am. Hey -- I didn’t say you were a nice guy. I just said that while you are a guy, you’re not aware what every other dude is thinking. That’s just not possible. Dude, I’d rather not write a book at all. Is that an option?”
@irelandmanning: for the 100th time, no. i have never been to ireland.
“It’s true. How am I supposed to give you proof? Exactly, I can’t. Yes they do, I’m a guy, I know other guys do. But how are they gonna crush you if they don’t weigh much? It’s not that big. Come on. Your tell all will be great, specifically if it’s about me. Let’s be real.”
“Proof can come in many forms -- Text messages, tweets, etc. You being a guy has nothing to do with what other males think, my friend. I’m a girl and I don’t know what’s going on in other chick’s heads 99% of the time. Will you ever let this book go? I’m sure there are plenty of other people who would write a much, much better memoir with you as their focus.”
ya know, i love hearing about people’s disastrous encounters with their fans. like, this one time a girl cornered me in the men’s bathroom just for a picture. not even kidding, i think i feared for my life a bit there.
it always concerns me when fans seem to find their way into private places. i once had a girl standing outside my hotel room for lord knows how long. it was definitely a strange surprise when i opened my door to get rid of my room service. is no place sacred?!
“I can name quite a few people you hate my guts more than anything. Well guys are constantly throwing themselves at you, so we’re even here. You probably weigh like two pounds so you wont crush me. Of course. ‘m all kinds of selfish, you know? Everything is me me me all the time. So frankly you could spill that in your tell-all about me.”
“I find that incredibly hard to believe. Name at least five... with proof. Ha! That’s a good one, but let’s be real -- they definitely don’t. It’s not always about how much you weight when it comes to crushing people while you sleep. I’ve got a pretty huge head; it could hurt, you never know. First we need to get you over the fact that I’m not writing a tell-all and not making it about you.”
“are you saying sal’s not famous and good-looking enough for you? because i’ll be offended for him. because you can’t get enough of me, obviously. i just made you think we buried that nickname. it’ll never actually die.”
“Look -- Sal is no Chad Michael Murray. I’m just stating facts here, dude. Trust me -- I easily get more than enough of you. And yet I still can’t come up with a nickname good enough to get under your skin. I’m losing my touch.”
@bryonce: @irelandmanning never
@bryonce: @irelandmamning i am NOW
@irelandmanning: @bryonce i am hurt that it took you this long, wow.
@lunas: @irelandmanning and according to my publicist i'm a child which obviously isn't true
@irelandmanning: @lunas SIGH what do they know anways
