The Neo 1%

I only post when I think of something funny. Don't take the name too seriously.

[ectonurites]

i love neopets because sometimes you'll solve a puzzle and then as a reward receive this

[pseudomantis]

[sleepytroll]

poogle doodle!

[dogsonline-blog]

a dad who overzealously pressures his son to play neopets with him. cmon sport. lets toss that gormball around. have you visited coltzans shrine today? kiddo, restock your shop. do it for your old man

[monsterbutch]

International Man of Fashion

[adobe-outdesign]

I like Neopet naming conventions because they all fall into the following categories:

Weird set of letters that don’t describe anything in particular but man do they sound good (Acara, Xweetok)

Puns (Flotsam, Jetsam)

Onomatopoeia of an animal noise (Buzz, Hissi)

Contains part of a real animal name (Cybunny, Moehog)

Real animal name but I don’t think you tried at all (Koi, Kau)

Named after real-life actor Bruce Forsyth because the original version of the pet was just a recolored photograph of him (Bruce)

[nubosita]

Illusen and Jhudora 💜💚

[pnfpn]

neopets snow faerie... was planning to do some redesigning but her original look is actually perfect I think. I've always thought her original sprites were extremely stylish lmao

[foxesjaw]

this fucking item from neopets

[adobe-outdesign]

hey Neopets can you explain why you have an unreleased petpet that's just a human man on all fours

you can take your time but I do need an answer

[adobe-outdesign]

Shoutout to the TNT staff member who's been slowly losing their mind over at the Daily Puzzle

[nettleneopian]

WHAT IS THAT

[verytiredbunny]

commission for a user on grundos cafe

[neoluca]

um yeah girl i think some guy just gave it to me

[adobe-outdesign]

starting a small collection of bizarrely melancholic books from Neopets.com

[screeniez]

[evilnegg]

hey

ya'll mind if i