PERIDOT: HORTICULTURE & ALL THINGS ORGANIC!

TEACHER AT LITTLE HOMEWORLD, BEACH CITY, BELOVED MEMBER OF THE CRYSTAL GEMS, AND GUARDIAN OF MANY SENTIENT PUMPKINS! OUT OF CHARACTER ASKS (WHATEVER THAT MEANS!) GO TO "MELISSA-TITANIUM." (WHOEVER THAT IS!) "SHE" "HER"

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HERE IS MY "FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS" (FAQ) PAGE.

OBSERVE THIS BEFORE PESTERING ME, THANK YOU!

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PERIDOT QUICK DO SOMETHING

I JUST DID A HANDSTAND UPON YOUR REQUEST. YOU'RE WELCOME

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I WAS NOT AWARE FELINES DO NOT LIKE WATER. GARNET WATERS CAT STEVEN ALL THE TIME, BUT... MAYBE THAT'S WHY LION CAN TREAD ON WATER? HUH!

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REGARDLESS: I AM NOW COVERED IN SCRATCHES. YOUCH!

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...did...you....try....to....give...a....cat...a...wash....

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I TRIED TO BRING IT INTO THE POOL WITH ME. NOT A GOOD IDEA!

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I WAS NOT AWARE FELINES DO NOT LIKE WATER. GARNET WATERS CAT STEVEN ALL THE TIME, BUT... MAYBE THAT'S WHY LION CAN TREAD ON WATER? HUH!

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REGARDLESS: I AM NOW COVERED IN SCRATCHES. YOUCH!

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I WAS NOT AWARE FELINES DO NOT LIKE WATER. GARNET WATERS CAT STEVEN ALL THE TIME, BUT... MAYBE THAT'S WHY LION CAN TREAD ON WATER? HUH!

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well i liked you BETTER when you were TALL and WANTED STEVEN DEAD and DID YOUR JOB AND STUFF

RRAAA LONG LIVE THE GEM EMPIRE BEFORE IT WAS RUINED!! sad emoji… cute emoji… crying emoji… begging emoji…

also your visor? Very bad fashion, it doesn’t even cover your gem whats the POINT OF ITT

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YIKES. YOU SOUND OBSESSED WITH ME! YOUR USAGE OF VARYING EMOJIS DOES NOT PHASE ME.

DON'T SAY A SINGLE THING ABOUT MY VISOR. IT WAS INSPIRED BY THE MOST WONDERFUL FUSION I KNOW, AND I WILL CONTINUE TO WEAR IT WITH PRIDE!!!

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hi long time i dont talk how are the mischevious plans going

I HAVE NO MISCHIEVOUS PLANS! NONE THAT YOU HAVE HEARD OF, AT LEAST. WHY IS THAT YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!

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JUMPING INTO STILL WATER IN ABANDONED BUILDINGS IS SAFE, RIGHT?

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OKAY I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JUMPING INTO STILL WATER IN ABANDONED BUILDINGS IS SAFE, RIGHT?

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I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE MUSIC WITH GUITARS CAN HAVE WORDS!!!

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NO, WAIT, I KNEW THIS ALREADY. BUT THESE ARE DIFFERENT WORDS.

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I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE MUSIC WITH GUITARS CAN HAVE WORDS!!!

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Hi disappointment number one

YOU MUST BE LOOKING AT "MIRROR." IDIOT.

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I LOVE YOU PERIDOT

MARRY ME

SORRY! I DON'T RECIPROCATE. THERE ARE MANY WILLING CANDIDATES FOR MARRIAGE THAT AREN'T ME, THOUGH. DON'T GIVE UP!

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do u believe me now?😘🫶

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WHAT THE FUCK

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hi peridot

HELLO, STRANGER!

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@pdot-5xg oms pearrr🍐 so u arent gonna believe this but while u were gone........ jasper got a girlfriennn 🤭 (i think?? she acts all... "jasper" about it but she might actually be in lluuuurveee<3)

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?2?2)7)???????????????????

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I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU.

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@pdot-5xg oms pearrr🍐 so u arent gonna believe this but while u were gone........ jasper got a girlfriennn 🤭 (i think?? she acts all... "jasper" about it but she might actually be in lluuuurveee<3)

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?2?2)7)???????????????????