buy me shit
{/tries not to fidget because Yukwon feeling up his legs with his foot it fucking weird and physical contact is not something he deals with, especially with the bedroom eyes he’s been getting from the other; opens his mouth to tell Yukwon off for invading his personal space but stops because of course he would be getting yelled at for his eating habits,again} What the fuck? You were the one that ordered everything off the fucking menu—-shit…
{/rubs his face because he vaguely remembered something about Yukwon having multiple people in his head? Psychology was never his thing. All he remembered was a really grumpy, homicidal Yukwon trying to punch him in the face once, never again will he try to piss the other off. Leaning in slightly he tries to smooth things over things finally clicking together, he was no longer talking to Yukwon} Okay first of all, its fine. Peachy-fucking-keen, because we weren’t planning on paying, if anything the run out the door and as far away from here as possible will be a great damn workout. And second, I am no motherfucking parental figure, half the shit I eat can literally make you keel over. Dietitians would fucking hate me.
{/stares at all the food on the table and realizes that there is nothing green on the table but shrugs and keeps eating with a grin anyway because free food} What? No. If I was trying make someone fat everything would be deep fried and covered in sprinkles or something. Some calories never hurt anyone but I’d gladly ask for some whole carrots on a plate or something if its really that much of a damn problem.
(/examining the beds of his nails as tox is speaking, hand held curled and eye level. he's almost entirely lost interest in a, tox, and b, the fuckery he and yukwon believe to be meal time. when he finally answers it's flippant, rolling his eyes briefly before settling them on toxs disgusting, albeit attractive, figure) sorry, did you say something? (smiles sweetly)
(/drops his hand to rest on his opposing arm, eyebrow cocked in expectation) hurry up. i haven't been out in ages and i'm not going to spend my time in this dingy restaurant. (/leans back in his chair, crossing his legs under the table and subsequently pulling them from tox's personal space. although, ukwon doesn't really believe in the term personal space. how is it morally righteous to dictate free air space with obnoxious demonstrations of violence? the world would be a happier place without the social construct of personal space. which is to not to say that privacy is wrong because the two are not synonymous and ukwon is a strong advocate for privacy-) and anyway, the faster we get this shit you call comida out of my face the faster i'll stop harassing you, okay, papi?
(/out of boredom and slight curiosity he scans the room for potentials before giving up quickly. it's not like he'll meet anyone worth anything here anyway)









