Oh Worm?

I will suplex god for his transgressions

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[threefeline]

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[werebutch]

Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer

[natequarter]

unwilling narrator

[natequarter]

the weight of a story is hard to bear but someone's gotta be atlas

[ibenology]

phan is real, destiel is canon, johnlock are parents, the doctor is gay and mcr are back. you have reached the end point of tumblr thank you for participating and good night

[utopians]

I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

[utopians]

I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur

[utopians]

Well as much as it pains me to say it they died

[ripempezardexerox]

[sorry-im-a-terminalidiot]

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[pillars-of-archive]

'bear in mind' well yes there are bears in my mind. hibernating and eating berries and hunting for salmon and such, etc etc

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

saw a porn screenshot where the guy is like distractedly touching a boob and staring off into space as though he barely notices the girl is there and is mentally reliving his experiences with arctic survival cannibalism

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

like….

[whitepeopletwitter]

[curious-wiccan]

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

[badgirlguitar]

Look at these majestic idiots

[secondlina]

I love that you can clearly tell from the expressions who is chasing who.

[titenoute]

The fox is very confused because usually that’s not how it goes.

[catasters]

[37q]

[space-flannel-deactivated201707]

imagine being a totally random dude and all you want to do is catch some fish and then you get stranded in this weird, gigantic foreign kingdom and they make you the utmost authority on your language and literally all you wanted was to catch fish

[andmaybegayer]

it used to be so easy to find a job

[dear-ao3]

[niuniente]

[francisforever2014]

how it feels knowing that loneliness is still time spent with the world