i go into jensen ackles’s pen and while i am feeding him his bucket of oats i accidentally saay the words bisexual lesbian and he bolts like a skittish horse and runs into the wall and breaks his leg and sadly we have to send him to LA’s center for humane celebrity euthanization. on the bright side LACHCE has a partnership with an esoteric meat company so you can buy your own very personal jensen ackles glue guaranteed to contain a detectable amount of his dna
i got the memorial sweatshirt and glue combo
A few people said they wanted shirts, so I made a fundraiser for Holler Health Justice, a BIPOC-led abortion fund in Appalachia. A two-sided sweatshirt would have been absurdly expensive, so I made a new one-sided t-shirt design.
We hit $750 raised for Holler Health Justice!!
As promised, here are the glue graphics! Imgur png gallery and svgshare svg
To re-label a glue bottle, you can either spend some money to order one-off labels (~$10), print labels on a home printer, or you can do like me and order “photo” prints from Wal-Mart for $0.25 a pop and just paste it onto the bottle. (I “laminated” the photo with a bit of clear shipping tape before gluing.)
There’s still a whole day to get your shirt if you haven’t yet!!
ETA: Now that the fundraiser is over, here are t-shirt graphics if you want to print your own. I just ask that you donate some money to HHJ or your local abortion fund if you use them (and please don't sell any of these).
ETA2: @steveyockey has verified that Rush Order Tees will print this design without asking any awkward questions. Custom Ink will NOT print it.


















