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hannibal is like a really good slow burn fic that hasnât been updated for a year
And fannibals are the readers who keep pestering the writer, âWhen you gonna update this? Please update! Iâm literally going to die if you donât update.â
#the last authorâs note says the sex is coming in the next chapter @vitrifyinghearts exactly
the author is all âthis fic has NOT been abandoned!â
The author says the fics gonna be continued at an unspecified later date but theyâre super busy with their current fic in their new fandom and have to finish that first
The current chapter count of that fic is 2/34
Hannibal AU! ~ in which Willâs encephalitis struck as a child and consequently he meets Dr. Lecter a lot sooner
hannibalcreative is bringing back justfuckmeup fest for the second time woop woop! This is all Iâm showing until the fest,finished will be on my nsfw blog @hannibalssmutbook cause y'knowâŠthatâs what I made it for. Smut :)
wait what - is there a finished version? :O
There is a finished versionâŠ..but I canât post it just yet MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:)
OK, I wasnât sure if I had missed the fest or so! hehe Ooooh I cannot wait to see your thing. Waaah. Or shall I say⊠/his four things/? :O XD
Hannigram | post-apocalyptic au
Does the One Nation party actually have a vetting process?
jfc
Iconic Hannibal Fics Rec:
Cause we all deserve a little re-taste of the classics, right?Â
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Shark Tank
What Dreams (Series)
Blackbird
Rubies (Series)
Ladders (Series)
The Way A Knife Loves A Heart
Crystal Ship (Series)
The Business (Series)
House Guest
Beasts Of the Earth According To Their Kinds (Series)
Yaâaburnee (Series)
Elysium
Rescues
Nice Work If You Can Get It (Series)
Say Stop
Demolition Lovers
Food For Thought
Pygmalion
Warrior (Series)
And, of course, Every Hannigram Fic Ever: The Crack Compendium (Series)
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Enjoy!Â
Well, re-enjoy, in this case.Â
Best
what does âmen who adhere to strict gender binaryâ even mean tho
NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THATâS THE POINT! AARRRGGH!Â
NOOOOO OOOOONEâŠ. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!
Originally posted by clarabellecow
when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line ânoooo oooone⊠adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!â
and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue
no oneâs droll like gaston no oneâs swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston
Iâm especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon
The reason why NBCâs Hannibal found such a huge female audience is because Fullerâs/Madsâ Lecter is not a male power fantasy: heâs a female power fantasy.
Heâs not a broody snippy git whose appeal is assumed apriori and who in real life would drive away absolutely everyone he met (e.g. any sad manboy ever trotted out as a lead by Moffat).
Heâs not an âaspirationalâ over-muscled hulk.
Heâs not a fighter for âtruthâ or âjusticeâ for whom bodies are just collateral on his path to heroic self-actualization
This Hannibal is the Head Bitch In Charge.
He is independent to the n-th degree. He lives to please himself and no one else. He is fabulous. He shamelessly geeks out over obscure and refined pastimes and shares them with friends. He is the Queen Bee of his social circle. He takes any excuse to treat himself, but he also has perfect self-discipline: gym is not optional. His time-management skills are superhuman. He can decorate and keep a house like Martha Stewart, hold down several jobs, and practice multiple hobbies daily.
(And what are his hobbies, aside from slaughter? Cooking, foreign languages, drawing, playing musical instruments and composing. And clearly clothes shopping. He is probably on first-name basis with the best tailors and cordwainers in town. Contrast with Will, whose hobbies are stereotypically masculine: fixing motor boats, fishing, playing outside with his dogs.)
Hannibal is not young, but he wears his age gracefully. He regrets nothing, like an embodiment of Piafâs âNon, rien de rienâ. His hair is perfect because he clearly spends time in front of the mirror styling it, not because the showâs producer wanted him to look effortlessly cool (*cough*Sherlock*cough*).
He never, ever loses his temper in public, as if he knows that the world/audience will not fawn over him for trying to assert himself through vulgarity, posturing, or volume - all the typical ways in which men like to hijack and dominate conversations.
He can dispatch a creepy stalker like Franklyn with a single neck twist, with no consequences. A sweet fantasy, indeed. If only real life stalkers were so easy to dispose of.
Hannibalâs victims - those who were not killed in self-defense or as âmurder presentsâ for Will - tend to fall into two categories: other killers who act like *they* are the baddest bitches in town (Gideon, Tobias, the mural guy) and people who disrespect him. Of those, there are surprisingly many. In fact, it seems like the very esteemed pillar of Baltimore society Dr. Lecter goes through life constantly being dissed. This is rather puzzling. Hannibal is a tall good-looking white gentleman who speaks like a professor, dresses like a count, and drives a Bentley that costs more than peopleâs houses. And yet something about him prompts many people, especially in the service industry, to be rude to him.
But he doesnât confront these âpigsâ (already a gender-loaded term, even though it gets applied to victims of both sexes) in a head-on, macho way. Instead, he bides his time and dispatches his prey through some kind of a sneak attack. His preferred philosophy of fighting is âfeminineâ: assume your opponent is physically stronger and donât try to out-muscle them. (Even if his opponent is much smaller and weaker, like Chilton.) Subterfuge, ambush, sedatives - Hannibal wins his fights by fighting on his own terms. Nevertheless, if a man should come at him with a weapon, he defends himself with perfect adroitness: Tobias, Jack, Masonâs henchmen, etc.
Even some aspects of Hannibalâs relationship with Will would make more sense if he were female. In particular the issue of, well, issue. Hannibal is clearly Not Okay with Will having children with anyone but him. This is somewhat odd for a man, especially one who seems to have never wanted kids before this. But it makes sense for a woman just past menopause: fate finally delivered her dream partner, but itâs too late to have a family. And so Hannibal sets up the dominoes for Margotâs pregnancy to be terminated practically as soon as he learns of it. If he canât have Willâs kids, then no one can. They may be adopted, but they have to be *theirs*.
It also makes sense that when Hannibal discovers Willâs treachery, he goes full Medea on him. Killing the manâs children is common to cultural narratives of wronged women all over the world. Itâs often the only leverage they have over the men, the only way they can exact revenge. Hannibal can take much more than Abigail from Will, but she is the only thing he can take that truly matters.
Bonus exercise for the reader: imagine a version of the show where everything is the same, but Hannibal is played by Meryl Streep.
Or even just swap Mads Mikkelsen & Gillian Anderson places. Let her be Hannah Lecter; let him be Dr. Bennett Du Maurier, her wary shrink. Both the characterization and plot still work almost 100%.
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The gender subversion and way it is played with is subtle but extremely interesting in Hannibal. If I ever make it to grad school in gender studies I could do so much with itâŠ
This is everything to me
I just canât believe it would ever happen. Every govât is usually so kicked against LGBTQ community. And these beautiful people just SLAYED.
This makes the whole world proud.
Hannibal AU where Jack Crawford is the smartest man in the room, as you would expect from the head of BSU.
Crawford becomes convinced that Hannibal Lecter is the Ripper after accompanying Alana to one of his parties. (âLook at this house. This is a serial killerâs house.â)
But seeing as he has nothing on Lecter, he needs a lure - and who better than Will Graham, unassuming instructor, empath extraordinaire, and creepiest thing on payroll in Quantico?
The operation goes off the rails almost immediately when instead of trying to draw Will to the dark side and involve him in his bloody extracurriculars, Hannibal falls head over heels in love and begins courting him.
Jack calls off the operation, but Will, who hadnât had a date since the Quantico rumor mill designated him their psycho-in-residence, insists he can honeypot his way into Lecterâs murder basement instead.
By the time Jack realizes whatâs what, Lecter has proposed and Will has accepted, giving himself spousal immunity from testifying against Hannibal.
OMG, I want THIS show! :D
Yesssss
By: Sow Ay
#but WHO DOES THAT #who waits for their nemesis to show up BUTT FIRST #just so they can do this slow and sensual turn around #showing off the goods #are you trying to kill hannibal or are you trying to date him??
Both. Letâs face it. Itâs both.
I need to make BUTT FIRST my shortcut in fic drafts when I actually mean âwith his back to himâ đ€Łđ
Josh Gad and Luke Evans compilation of their best interviews/songs. They are adorable so watch this plz.
x @carrioncrowned s tags, thoughâŠ.