[perks-of-being-chinese]

[loverdeluxe]

today is the 02/02/2020 which is the same date backwards and that happens once in a thousand years so that’s cool

[bearie]

hi my name is straightguy contractor and this is my wife blondehair interiordesign and this is our hgtv show, gentrification

[themacword]

I’m honestly waiting for a show where the wife is the contractor and the husband is the interior designer. I’d watch that! #FuckGenderRoles

[wakkanaidream]

no offense but how do you manage to miss the point of a post this badly

[riddle-of-revenge]

[sleazedtomeetyou]

“The Artist At Sea” from Frankendoodle

[c-c-top]

this is literally the most unprepared motherfucker i have ever laid my eyes on and i completely and wholeheartedly relate

[sonic-wildfire]

GLOBAL HOLIDAY

[gay-mormon-wizard]

[frozencreek]

anybody: messages me on a dating app that i willingly signed up for

me:

[ketamie]

im going to play electric feel. by mgmt and this time i swear i won’t go crazyybbdhbhabghjgffkd3275689450′432 

[ketamie]

i said oo girl. shock me like an electiv eel . baby girl 

[juza-hyodo]

Do you think cisheterophobia is funny?

yes ? of course i do?

[blackdenimjeans3]

[myattemptstobecleverneverwork]

@baapi-makwa

[bofadibeppo]

What just happened here

[illufinch]

 hes 1 year old now

[illufinch]

2 years old

[illufinch]

he is 3! happy birthday big boy

[illufinch]

he’s 4

[illufinch]

he’s 5!

[anarchosurfism]

bruh

[xanadu-next]

He doesnt deserve this queen

[hairsaffitz]

Claire Saffitz by Bryan Derballa at the Union Square Greenmarket for Alex Mill. [x] 

[lindsaychrist]

“shoes” the 2019 version [x]