[pinkmoon888]

call my girl kafkaesque the way his pussy is nightmarish and bureaucratic

[girlmostlikely]

[avelokadrawsguts]

A cute goat sent you a message.

[regging]

the grind never starts. i’m different

[wuntrum]

prom night

[pekorama]

i got that O- pussy bc it's compatible with everyone

[velvetun]

feels so good to be 20 years old until u realize ur actually 23

[satyriconmp3]

all friends should kiss with tongue. strengthens the bond

[hgsn-moved]

if I miss another day of 3rd grade they're gonna put me in the fucking slammer

[rare-apples]

Credit: benson_dancing

[pattern-recognition]

girl are you ok you’ve been seeing a lot of intimacy in everyday objects and mundane situations

[hxgrl]

always seeing posts on here about pathetic men but what about pathetic women. where's the love for us underachieving cunts. lethargic women. slug women. I do fuckall every day and expect rewards. i am your poor little meow meow. #feminism

[prescription-cactus]

milord the peasants seem to have formed a parasocial relationship with the court jester

[peachhpity]

hey i think you got hacked bc u posted a few really fishy louie vuitton sale links

thanks omg it seems like there's plenty of scams going around rn !!

msg me 4 free raybans lol

[ryebreadgf]

at this point even one bad dishonest kiss would do

[iohym]

Jennifer's body fanart and an early happy wuv day from me <3

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[dumini]

alleycat gives unsolicited advice