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i'm michaela and this blog is a fucking mess. zayns still fine as hell tho, still fine as hell.

[luvcoure-deactivated20190424]

me looking in the mirror: what’s up you anxious bisexual fuck

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[niamscozy]

[peachmilkz]

its only like... 20 min into tuesday but w/e

[finnishlapphundblog]

[triatic]

aesthetic blog

[hoedidas-deactivated20151222]

i would pay a million dollars to see one direction get drunk and then get surprised with puppies , i would also sell my soul….

[goldsforevers]

[adelesource]

I’d do anything with Adele. I’d literally go to Adele’s house right now and do laundry for her.

Drake in response to Adele’s recent declaration that she’d love to officially remix “Hotline Bling” (via adelesource)

[peachmilkz]

me:*sees two women kissing on a show i have never watched or heard of*

me: i am suddenly Very Invested

[fuckemonlywe-know-deactivated20]

[justastrongcountryboy-deactivat]

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

[gang0fwolves-deactivated2018120]

……..what

[sonypraystation]

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

[thepapayastand-deactivated20160]

if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb

[marmastry]

[carudamon119]

[azulasupremacy-deactivated20210]

x

[prkranger]

[there-th3re-deactivated20151124]

“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks

“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”

[unjmportant-deactivated20150728]

snake……… on………… meeeee………… (snake on me)

snake…… meeeee…….. OOOOOOON (SNAKE ON ME)