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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

strangeasexuallegume-deactivate

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

teaboot

LIKE THIS

teaboot

utopians

I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true

d94hxc

Why do people treat near death visions and hallucinations as anything other than identical to dreaming?

I know some people take even dreams seriously, but it concerns me when I think about how people believe near-death or short-death experiences are somehow different or more true??

utopians

honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel

kosmogrl

heartshapedbasil

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions

maplebungus-deactivated20221118

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

dadbodbobby

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

fuckdamn

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

vexwerewolf

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

WHAT MURDAAA

is anyone here?

it's so sad that prince philip died of ligma 😔

queenophydea

Damn i thought he died of updog

transfemininomenon

ligma balls

damiiz

MEAN GIRL ALERT!!!!

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raidcore

emergency-broadcast-system

stantler

dingdongyouarewrong

the best part is OP was actually telling the truth, it wasn't just like a 'lol i slept with your mom' situation- the dude was fighting ISIS with a socialist party in syria at the time