[love-rats]

get rid of tonal indicators. every time you tell a joke this fucker should pop up

[wetdream4thewebz1ne]

hannibal, nbc // euripides // hannibal, nbc // trista mateer // nosferatu phantom der nacht (1979) // fyodor dostoyevsky // agustín gómez-arcos // fyodor dostoyevsky // erica jong // hannibal, nbc // jay vespertine // patricia smith // hannibal, nbc // donna tartt

[disgustinggf]

[the-bibrarian]

[pjackk]

i'm madly in love with you

Get real

[pjackk]

Do u still want me

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated020]

Also lost in translation was the fact that Toji didn’t literally say he took his wife’s name. Instead he said he “became a son-in-law” meaning mamaguro’s family has accepted him as a son. I’m not crying you are.

(More episode notes here)

[glassycoffins]

Spider Noir when everyone was out chasing Miles

[razoren]

sorry it was bothering me

[tricktster]

around when I first started dating my boyfriend i bought myself this novelty blanket that looks like a photorealistic tortilla because I am SUCH A SUCKER for novelty shit. when he saw it in person for the first time his eyes lit up, which should have been a warning sign for the indignities to come.

so he’s a first responder and his day shifts start obnoxiously early as far as I, a pampered corporate asshole, am concerned. almost invariably when he’s at my place there will be an alarm at an hour that is downright unconscionable that will make him wake up and roll out of bed to get ready and will simultaneously make me burrow under the pillows grumbling about how surely nobody actually NEEDS their lives saved this early in the morning, after which I will promptly attempt to go back to sleep

he is a clever man and he knows this is when i am most vulnerable to attack.

every single time we do this dance, he quietly dresses, packs up, goes about getting ready to leave, and then when i have juuuust fallen back asleep, he returns with the tortilla blanket. He finds it no matter where I have hidden it.

He then creeps silently up to my side of the bed and uses his superior speed, strength, and reflexes to wrap me up in it incredibly tightly while i am still dazed and sputtering, so that i cannot move my legs or arms and am reduced to humiliating halfhearted magikarp flops that do not deter him from at least attempting to kiss my forehead.

then he goes to my bedroom door, opens it, then pauses, turns around, looks at me, the soft human filling of the facsimile of an enormous burrito he has just constructed, and says in his best romantic lead voice “I’ll see you soon, beans.”

you cannot understand how devastating it is to my ego that i am beans.

[boudicca]

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

[tryingtoremembermyname]

my little princesses <3

[heavensickness]

Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”

[retroactivebakeries]

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

Harry Styles Treat People With Kindness (Behind the Scenes)

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

Just refusing to start watching Stranger Things for the principle of it at this point

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

[liminalspacetelescope]

*eyes turn red and start glowing* *clenches fist* you do not wanna see my silly side 

[everythingfox]

Petting the hands of an otter

(via)

[radical-eve]

[the-marxist-mash]

List of names for cool new super cities in the us

LA 2 (not los Angeles 2)

Turbo Detroit

Nega Miami

Hyper Wyoming

Salt lake super city

[asterocky]

the resurgence of robert pattinson, dylan o'brien, jamie campbell bower and miles teller is proof that time is a circle. we only need logan lerman and i am sure we will have circled back to 2014.

[calocera]

knights of the round table