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lesbifuckinghonest

I talk to nobody so if i talk to you congrats

stability

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

aboorayhaana-deactivated2018042

What is yours will find you.

proudmore

My keys, frantically running through the crowded streets searching for me;

bundyspooks

8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:

1.) Swaddled Babies

2.) Flying Duck Orchid

3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid

4.) Ballerina Orchid

5.) Monkey Orchid

6.) Naked Man Orchid

7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

8.) White Egret Orchid

niechys

Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.

raventao

Orchids kinda don’t wanna live in general.

There are more ways to kill an orchid than there are to get one to actually stay alive, let alone bloom. They die if they don’t like their soil, or their water, or the amount of sun, or the amount of shade, or the environment in general, sometimes they die if they just plain don’t like you. Orchids are the pickiest plant in the world, and they would rather be dead, then put up with shit they don’t like. For those of the human race that can actually keep an orchid alive, you have been chosen, and you should be proud.