Teddy

Uuuuhhh I like writing and holding my phone one inch from my face when I see art I want imprinted on my brain

[meburgers]

making sonas

[wildseerbigwings]

how is he red-green colorblind???

[meburgers]

he’s regular blind.

[randomrosewrites]

Portrait Imparfait

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[redstonedust]

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

[tempura-obscura]

Guys Hadestown was so good

[neige0413]

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[clowns-international]

[lomka77]

[ri5k]

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

[alfheimr]

he did in fact have a millions knives !

[gloamses]

with love. you have to fact check shit. yes you. you still have to fact check shit. a lot of people are great at fact checking stuff they don’t want to be true, but somehow are still absolute ass at fact checking stuff that’s rhetorically convenient to them. even people my age, who I KNOW grew up doing internet/bibliography literacy workshops, and being warned not to believe anything that isn’t reliably sourced, people who DO harp on fact checking conservative output or whatever, are still kneejerk sharing unsourced shit that is partially or wholly untrue or misleading, because it suits whatever narrative they’re pursuing in that moment, without even a “take this with a grain of salt”. fact check!!!!!! look at the sources!!!!! yes it’s a drag!!! do it!!!!!

[mapswithoutwyoming]

a reminder that "you should probably fact check that" is not an attack on your beliefs. if it's true then you have nothing to lose from fact checking it. and if it's false? you have everything to gain from fact checking it

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[peachebo]

flea therapy - only 9000 rosaries per hour!

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[erogame]