Pear Disguised As An Apple

Mimi, 19. Local creative twit, filmmaker, writer and musician. Once painted herself blue for a film. It didn't come off for about a week. Has been known to sneak up on people, subsequently causing the dark lord to rise. If you follow me and there's something, anything upsetting/bothering/stressing you out in life, or even if you just need someone to talk to. Please, please do not hesitate to send me a message. I am always here for my followers and I would hate to hear that something horrible had happened to you. I care for your well being. So please don't hesitate to send me a message :) I hope you have a great day and enjoy my blog!

[thetenderpassion]

The internet is magic

[namukookie]

I don’t think we talk enough about Vicki Collins.

I was stalking Misha’s Instagram as always and I came across a comment on a picture with him and Vicki. It was so fucking rude and I felt the need to justify how beautiful Vicki is.

We all talk about Gen and Danneel because they’re actresses themselves but I don’t see posts talking about Vicki. Sure, we don’t see much of her, but I’m sure we can all agree just how amazing she is.

Some things we need to keep in mind:

1.       We talk about how amazing a father Misha is, watching the cooking videos. But we need to remember Vicki is the one behind the camera, filming all of this. Remember how we praised Misha’s patience with West in the first ever video? Yeah, Vicki was with them too, all the while holding the camera and filming the two hours of West’s detour on the way to the supermarket.

2.       Vicki literally travelled to India at the age of 16 after making a presentation about an orphanage there, worked there for two months and came back with babies. She is and always has been an amazing human being.

3.       Misha claims that it is Vicki’s craziness and uniqueness that has rubbed on him.

4.       She has the patience of a saint; with her husband as well as her children. She is the one who has to take care of the kids while Misha is working, and look at how amazing they’ve grown up to be! And she has redesigned Misha’s wedding ring (personalized ring, she herself made) twice now because he keeps losing it.

5.       She has been a part of Misha’s life for 25 years now and he loves her dearly. I think that is reason enough for us to adore her.

So, basically, I just love Victoria Vantoch-Collins so much and I wanted to appreciate her existence and thank her for shaping Misha into the man he is today. Vicki and Misha will always be my favorite power couple.

[i-was-a-naive--antifeminist]

Obstetric violence is institutional violence. Break the silence.

[mayacastelloz]

Omg. I didn’t know this is happening

[leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas]

has this been done before or….

[oldwizard]

Cosplay Thranduil by TheIdeaFix

[adventurer-in-strange-lands]

holy shit!

[lotrlocked]

WHAT. THE HELL. IS THIS. WITCHCRAFT.

This person looks more like Thranduil then Thranduil looks like Thranduil oh my god. Ohmygod

[gael-garcia]

Dan gets to keep the Boba Fett costume Ellen’s team made for him (x)

[chevronweasley]

On November 2nd,

don’t get out of bed.

No matter what you hear, or what you see…

promise me you won’t get out of bed. 

[omnomnominator]

[peardisguisedasanapple]

New video! Ukulele cover of The Kills song The Last Goodbye. Enjoy!

[jordynslefteyebrow]

Simone Biles just made history by being the first female gymnast EVER to win 3 consecutive World All Around Titles.

insp

[weloveshortvideos]

Idk what’s funnier, my uncle’s laugh or my cousins T. rex costume

[11-9n]

humalien said: the sound in this room is so strange…

[sterwood]

[Strange metal clinks, like the sound of metal being hit by a hammer, or being hit with other pieces of metal in general, accompany each footstep, along with the general sound of metal rubbing over other pieces of metal. The room’s acoustics make it all sound hollow though, like a far off echo.]

[chertbryut]

Okay so for anyone who doesn’t know what this room is, this is the Memory Void, and it’s in the Jewish Museum in Berlin, Germany. This installation is actually something you’re SUPPOSED to walk on. That’s half the point of the installation. Each metal face is meant to represent the faces and voices that were silenced by the atrocities of the concentration camps in World War 2. Stepping on them and making them sound out is meant to give the voiceless a voice, to force us to remember them.

I’ve walked on this, it’s an eerie experience.

[firebreathingeli]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[mordication]

i do bite my thumb, sir

[firebreathingeli]

Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

[mordication]

is the law on our side if i say ay?

[firebreathingeli]

No

[mordication]

no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

[firebreathingeli]

Do you quarrel, sir?

[mordication]

quarrel, sir? no sir

if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you

[firebreathingeli]

No better

[mordication]

well, sir

[firebreathingeli]

DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

[mordication]

DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

[firebreathingeli]

DOST THOU EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURT YARD, WITH HASTE.  

[classannalampost]

The Shakespeare fandom is out of control

[its-not-incredulous]

@falling-into-the-pit @alyssinthetardis @rubicante0888

[lookathernow]

Ariana Grande, ending white cis-het misogynists one at a time

[peardisguisedasanapple]

Bit later than usual but here's a new Lazy Film Review!

[peardisguisedasanapple]

Having a lazy Friday? Then why not listen to a lazy ukulele cover?

[sizvideos]

Spanish people have touching reactions when confronted with homophobia. Watch the full video!

[anthonysexc]

Im crying