Pearl Swanley

♡ the Ugly Duckling of Polish RWBY FNDM ♡ swan faunus ♡ The Queen of Rosatopia ♡ INFJ-T ♡ Poland ♡ Warsaw ♡

[girl-intrigued]

Michaela : *enters*

Francesca : *gay panics politely*

[secondbeatsongs]

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"Calling All the Monsters" with every second beat removed

[hadesisqueer]

Trying to think about Brooklynn from the POV of an old fan of hers is actually funny.

Like, you're a kid and you like watching stuff about this cool vlogger with millions of followers. She makes videos about just anything and it's really entertaining. Then one day she goes to a new camp at Jurassic World. The park collapses and damn your favorite influencer doesn't come back so she is 100% for sure dead. Then many months later she and the bunch of other kids she was with turn out to be alive and they're on the news everywhere. She quits the internet after her return, and maybe she's interviewed once or twice over the years and you're like "Oh, that's her? Didn't know she was becoming an investigative journalist, good for her I guess" or something like that. Then you find out she's been killed by a dinosaur "for real" this time and it's on the news again and you're like "oh, she died after all that? Man". Then several months later it's revealed she lost her hand but that she's alive and was just faking her death. This is the same influencer you used to watch when you were like 13 when you were bored and she made videos like "unboxing Amish country" and stuff like that. You wonder what the fuck is going on with her life.

[rwby-analysis]

RWBY: the show that made people cry because Mulan and Thor held hands. 

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Don’t forget the time Achilles kissed Jone of Arc and then got murdered by Cinderella.

Or the part where Jack Frost slaps Snow White in the face and disinherits her, after which she decides to run away from home and hitch a ride on a cargo ship smuggling magical gunpowder.

Or when Edward called Alphonse a pipsqueak.

[jadensilver]

When the Scarecrow got drunk and booped the nose of the Great and Powerful Oz. 

[rwbymemes]

This…this is RWBY….

[alltheallstars]

Just a remainder that cleopatra made achilles murder pinocchio

[rwbymemes]

Actually @alltheallstars Emerald is based on Aladdin. Aladdin made Achilles murder Pinocchio

[real-jaune-isms]

And everyone wants Belle to either make out with Goldilocks or the Monkey King.

And the Wicked Witch choked the Cowardly Lion with a jellyfish while Dr Watson watched.

Also Lampwick and an ice cream cone were the best characters. And the seven dwarves were just one guy with D.I.D.

And Little Red Riding Hood gouged out Cinderella’s eye with eye lasers.

[rwby-analysis]

The fandom is torn apart because people can’t decide if Belle should make out with Goldylocks or the Monkey King while everyone was suddenly very gay for Shir Khan.

[elfcow]

Don’t forget Cinderella pouting because her fairy godmother wouldn’t let her go on a murder spree

[rwby-analysis]

Of ALL the replies this one is my favourite right now.

[thiswillbetheshowwevewaitedfor]

RWBY is such a good show

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Also Baghira is Belle’s dad and he doesn’t like the Monkey King but her mom the Hindu goddess of destruction does.

[daisy259]

As someone who has never watch rwby, what the actual Frick

[rwby-analysis]

Watch it. You won’t regret it. 

[applejuicewerewolf]

Anyone remember when Peter Pan was fighting the Indiegogo staff, or when Elsa slapped Snow White and called her a boob? Also people are shipping Red Riding Hood with Dorothy, but the Wizard of Oz may stand between them.

Also Mulan’s dad is Hanzo Shimada.

[rwby-analysis]

This post doesn’t stop to amaze me.

[voiceofthecity]

Are y’all just gonna forget the time when Nyan Cat said Goldilocks’ boobs were too big and her teammate Bruno Mars did a shadow clone jutsu while fighting Snow White

[justpansexual-blog]

Remember when Red Riding Hood, Snow White, Belle and Goldilocks had a food fight against Jone of Arc, Thor, Achilles and Mulan.

And the Good Witch was fucking pissed that they had started a food fight.

And the Monkey King loved the fight but Poseidon didn’t because he got food in the face.

[tyforestposts]

Don’t forget that everyone in the fandom (and I mean EVERYONE) is sexually attracted to Mulan. But they’re too afraid to say it because Thor will f*ck them up.

[rosegardenmemedealer]

Don’t you guys remember that Red Riding Hood hides all her feelings because she is selfless? After the deaths of Pinocchio and Achilles, she has been very depressed. But FINALLY she talked to Dorothy. It’s good that Red Riding Hood got some development.

[th3crazy1-deactivated20210112]

speaking for myself I ship Red Riding Hood/Snow White and Belle/Goldilocks, But I’m not going to knock others for their ships (except Goldilocks/Red Riding Hood(’cause that’s incest), Cinderella/Red Riding Hood, and Torchic/Red Riding Hood (those two would most likely be abusive)

[friendly-neighboorhoodtrashcan]

I agree with this

[kaya-hyan]

Snow White and Red Riding hood ♥

[nutslovesdolts]

I ship Pinocchio (with strings) and Red Riding hood… also I never thought that shipping the scarecrow with Elsa would be so great, and now we just met the Red Queen and Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum who denied Dorothy access to the Magical Kingdom because they hate eachother

Also the boy who I have to assume was Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk is now emerging Minds with the Great and Powerful Oz. This may be the greatest fanfiction of all time in animated, copyright free, form

RWBY is solid man

[sulrae]

I remember looking at this post a couple years back and now it’s even better

[shiranai-atsune]

Robin Hood lost to Jack Frost in an election because John Watson hacked the votes

[hadesisqueer]

Goldilocks and Belle indeed confessed their love for each other and made out in the middle of Wonderland, the Mad Hatter drove an already very depressed Red Riding Hood to drinking tea to kill herself but she ended up coming back after a therapy session with God and then teamed up with Goldilocks, Belle and Snow White to beat the shit out of the Cheshire Cat who was a villain and had previously possessed the Mad Hatter, but Joan of Arc did a weed-induced exorcism and forced the cat out. Then the Mad Hatter killed the Cheshire Cat and decided to get another therapy session with God herself to see where she got.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

It is important to Note that the Mad Hatter and the afforementioed Ice Cream Cone are outright the same person.

And that The Scarlet Fever Velveteen Rabbit and the Chanel Corporation are one of the Biggest Ships outside of the main cast.

[hadesisqueer]

Also important to note that the Grim Reaper (who’s a blind old lady) kicked the shit out of the Mad Hatter/Ice Cream Cone. And Aladdin who was on Cinderella and the Wicked Witch’s side ended up defecting to Red Riding Hood’s side and actually tried to help save Pinocchio’s life this time. Sadly Pinocchio ended up sacrificing herself with the help of Joan of Arc and before dying she transfered her powers to Snow White’s older sister aka Elsa who proceeded to use them to get rid of the Tin Man, who used to be her boss but Elsa after an entire volume in conflicto she defected and fought him off when she saw that he was impossible to reason with (he wanted to nuke a city). Then Elsa fought Cinderella but Cinderella threw Snow White into the void and Elsa had a mental breakdown thinking she was dead before swearing to Cinderella that she’d kill her

[mymailody]

me: still processing bi benedict

the writers: 🏳️‍🌈 MICHAELA stirling 🏳️‍🌈

[a-mood-an-aesthetic]

Types of people - tarot cards

The major arcana

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The fool - taking a strangers hand, mumbling in the dark, childish promises, breathtaking naievity, unnoticed potential, carefree laughter

The magician - determined work, self assured confidence, showing off party tricks in crowded rooms, unique manneurisms, self respect

The high priestess - meditation in daylight, instinctive choices, overwhelming thoughts in the middle of a crowd, nodding to yourself

The empress - staying up all night texting lovers, vases of flowers, pet bunny rabbits, crystals and lipstick on every surface

The emperor - powerful voices, structured timetables, post it note reminders, deleting pictures to forget the memories, authority

The hierophant - gentle encouragement, loving vines, lawful good energy, sensible evaluation and healthy mindsets, relieved smiles

The lovers - sneaking out the window to meet strangers, heated looks, hard choices and harder consequences, pros and cons lists

Justice - karma, minor inconveniences, the butterfly effect, regretful longing, derserving praise, unexpected gifts, self satisfaction

The hanged man - complex situations, breakdowns on the kitchen floor, cutting out toxic people, starting fresh, difficult choices

Death - endings, new year new me, pamper days, new hairstyles and shopping trips, outstretched arms and the joy of freedom

Temperance - laidback attitudes, making plans in the middle of the night, patient explanations, evolution of the mind, neutral good alignment

The devil - powerless sobbing, refusal to believe in hope, intense fear of letting go and moving on, blank stares and miserable eyes

The tower - starting again, watching flames dance, strengthening weaknesses, destructive smirks, that feeling of dread in your stomach

The star - hope of healing, herbal teas and soothing voices, blind leaps of faith into welcoming arms, deep breaths, optimism

The moon - self doubt and hidden fears, subconsious nervous habits, learning to accept your flaws and be free, self care and confidence

The sun - confidence in decisions, promotions and certificates, confident walks, optimistic outlooks, counting blessings, success

Judgement - repentance, self evaluation and acceptance of mistakes, honest vulnerability, second chances, reconnecting with old friends

The world - wise eyes and knowing stares, serenity, complete fulfilment, excitement for what’s coming next, always learning

[a-mood-an-aesthetic]

Types of people - handwriting

Requested by @cup-of-moriarty

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Neat and even - late nights with books to the nose, glasses folded away, perfectionism, carefully ironed clothes, more stationary than sense, polished shoes, huge home library filled with things they plan to read but never will

Messy and rushed - cramming all night, piled up coffee cups and crushed energy drink cans, a sense of importance, impulsive decisions paired with lazy laughter, a walking contradiction, always up to talk when needed

Loopy and cute - pen pal letters painstakingly decorated, heart dotted i’s, studio ghibli movies, bullet journal, pastel outfits perfectly matched, cute when sleepy, really good at calligraphy, always singing under mumbles

Indecipherable - rubbed eyes and chipped nails, assignments handed in with seconds to spare, master of procrastination, unmade sheets, the kind of person who puts ‘nrs’ on their snapchat story but reply immediately

[iroissleepdeprived]

"Hello, my name is Odysseus, I have found myself in the Underworld and I am now contemplating how I'm going to get out of this situation."

[secondbeatsongs]

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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pearl-swanley]

[ninadove]

Odysseus: I can excuse dropping infants from a wall, but I draw the line at cheating on my wife!

Circe: … You can excuse dropping infants from a wall…?

Source: Community

[blue-raeofsunshine]

odysseus to his crew: hey don’t open that bag

odysseus: *falls asleep*

his crew: *opens the bag*

poseidon: *shows up to kill them*

odysseus to his crew: hey don’t eat those cows

odysseus: *goes to pray*

his crew: *eats the cows*

zeus: *shows up to kill them*

[simugeuge]

Recurring theme in Epic! The Musical

• Man becomes a monster

• What?

[oh-look-another-deactivated2026]

people, if he’s

the reigning king of ithica

neither man nor mythical

your darkest moment

the infamous odysseus

then he’s not your man, he’s penelope's husband and it’s been twelve long years since he’s seen his wife, so go easy on him

[pun-ishment888]

Ah, so when Circe wants to send them to the underworld, she is amazing and helpful, but when I, POSEIDON-

[eaheviemh55]

Apple: You see this !

Holly: *looks at the picture* of you covered in frosting and holding birthday candles

Apple: fuck wrong picture. That's was for darling for not you

[coincasual]

feeling some art block so let’s do some polls!

which aesthetic for Apple White?

rock candy, sugar crusted fruits, dried flowers, biscuit cookies, berry jam

golden frames, old art work, fruits in a bowl, manners and etiquette

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2024