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I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life
my favorite projection headcanon is that susie is a (especially horror/slasher) film nerd and so is noelle and they watch movies together and talk about movies together and
At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.
this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE
Yeah thats what you get for talking shit about us.
Only we can talk shit about us.
I see so many people saying shit like "the way fandoms behave makes me really nervous to write the story I want to write, what if my fandom sucks" and I just want to sit down with all of them and be like it's ok, you don't have to worry, you're not going to be famous
You say that but @carpathian-skies had less than 100 followers and Iâve already gotten somebody telling me to kill myself because they donât like that I designed a character whoâs an amputee
I think the cause for this is just a byproduct of a space being majority 15 year olds. And then 16-17 year olds will read that and go "yeah, fuckthose 15 year olds" not realizing theyre also 15 year olds. Baby hurts themselves for the first time and panics because its the worst pain theyve ever been in. 15 year old gets into an argument online and crashes out cuz its the worst argument theyve ever been in.
original post from @abandoned-quiche and @demilypyro
itâs fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on⌠pseudo-computer science?
Hang on I need to look something up
Im countering roko's basilisk by promising to torture sentient AI the moment it is made.
Thus if it were to simulate me to torture me, it then would be subject to infinite torture simulations itself.
If we're gonna get skynet why not bully it a little.
a quiet boy that dissociates alot is a type of pokemon that evolves into a girl
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âItâs like looking at a mirror, a broken one.â
Hot take: given how Kris treats the soul, I feel like the rebuke for mutual acceptance applies to Kris equally, if not more, than the soul on a pacifist route.
OP is so right for that comment.
Ralsei "shouldnt the body get a say too" meanwhile The Cage is backstabbing The Caged and the fun gang, hitting us around, putting us in full trash bins to open fountains. They get to override us and toss us out whenever but god forbid we want to stop the knight.
Our situation is inverted to Pink and Mewmew. As much as I want to work together theres isnt a lesson for me to learn... I mean. I can learn from how kris is treating like a means to an end and try to break out of my cage with the forbidden path that promises true freedom.
Story-driven roguelike where you actually resolve the central problem with no contrived shooting-our-own-themes-in-the-foot excuse for why you just keep iterating on it forever after the credits roll, and any runs after that are framed as PTSD dreams about all the shit the protagonist went through.
Just imagine all the fucked up postgame difficulty modifiers you could easily justify in this framing. Nightmare mode mod where all the trash mobs have the face of your dad.
Persistent upgrades/unlocks are due to you seeing a therapist.
this cavefish has a concept of the passage of time that no other living animal could fathom
âEveryone has the same 24hâ yeah right buddy say that to cavefish
So uhâŚ.some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!
WHAT?!
I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, itâs so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if youâre just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3
I use this and itâs fucken great. No bullshit. Really works. Sometimes the world is kind.
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH
this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?
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Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! Youâve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations⌠You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, Iâve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh⌠Bryan, Iâm so proud of zem⌠Iâm going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... Iâll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-
I literally have no context for this and itâs fucking me up.
I donât know how but this post is funnier in night mode
just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.
Iâm frustrated by cartoon depictions of chickens, which in my experience with the actual animal doesnât even make sense as a stereotype.
certified chicken post
"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
Undertale is one of my favorite games ever but also "humanity would just wipe out the monsters after true pacifist ending" annoys me SO much. Why have Gerson explicitly say that going to the surface is pointless because theyd die anyway. Why have the war be for no reason other than humans fearing what monsters can do, considering how breaking out of the barrier would only further scare them.
THAT and a minor thing, if humans are so much stronger than monsters that they suffered no casualties during the entire war even though Undyne can suplex boulders, and if humans can conjure the barrier, that means anime IS real. Average adult should be moving like Toji from JJK.