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@pearlescent-rockstar
Okay, should probably make an intro post.
You know who I am! The One and Only
Pearl Off The Hook!
Booyah!
I’m here to post about all things Off The Hook and answer your most burning questions!
So thrown ‘em at me! I don’t bite!
Well, unless you don’t like my partner Marina, [ @marinated-technophile ] which in that case, MEET ME BEHIND ROBO ROM-EN YOU COWARD!!
- - -
#my biggest booyah ever - personal posts
#binary stardom - ‘Rina posting
While I’m still thinking about it. Genuinely the ONLY THING C* had going for them was the Squid Sisters. And now that they moved on, C* is scrambling worse than a team on overtime.
To budding musicians out there: DON’T SIGN WITH C*, THEY WILL CRUSH YOUR LOVE OF MUSIC. TRUST.
Can someone tag Deep Cut? I think the Anarchy Splatcast has the reach to do a full exposé on this. I don't know their Chumblr handle.
Hmm. Fresh idea. I’ll ask if they’re interested!!
While I’m still thinking about it. Genuinely the ONLY THING C* had going for them was the Squid Sisters. And now that they moved on, C* is scrambling worse than a team on overtime.
To budding musicians out there: DON’T SIGN WITH C*, THEY WILL CRUSH YOUR LOVE OF MUSIC. TRUST.
Okay, I’m gonna be sooo real with y’all. C* is such a CARPY LABEL.
Like, I somewhat understand that they got like… some kind of reputation to keep or whatever, but dropping a group PUBLICLY without like?? Talking to them is LOW. Even for THEM.
There’s a reason OTH didn’t sign with them or any other label. All they do is leech off of artists work and then drop them as soon as they aren’t “fresh” anymore.
Colorgraphic are great musicians who got put in a rough spot, and further public shame is NOT FRESH.
BIG RUN SURVIVAL GUIDE (FROM YOUR LOCAL SALMONID RIGHTS AND ACCEPTANCE ACTIVIST)
With another Big Run on the horizon, I've decided to update my protocol for what to do for a Big Run. Most of the information is the same as the old one, only with a few changes (and for easier access I guess).
REMEMBER: The most important thing during a Big Run is protecting your life, not protecting the name of a giant corporation and the propaganda they spread.
1. REMAIN CALM
Panicking over the red sky, heavy air, and stink aren't going to help anybody. Panicking will only lead to other people panicking, and because of panic, will lead to a multitude of negative events that won't help anyone. This includes hires at Grizzco, in which if you're not already working there, getting hired now is a terrible time. (will expand on Grizzco later)
Stay calm and proceed with other safety precautions
2. STAY INSIDE
Now is NOT the time to play Turf War. Especially when it comes to maps in rotation that are near the Big Run site. Invading Salmonids are bound to get lost in the sewers and end up in places their not supposed to be, and unfortunately for them, probably don't know how to keep calm in this situation, leading to issues not only for them, but for those around them.
While stray Salmonid warriors are quite rare, it's best to play it safe and stay inside.
3. LOCK WINDOWS AND DOORS
IT IS BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY!! While still on the topic before, stray Salmonids are rare, but can still happen. It is better for you if you stay inside and make sure to lock your doors so no unwanted intruders get in. This is especially important for if you live closer to the Big Run site!
I would also recommend closing your toilet and checking your sink, or any place that connects to the sewer system. Smallfries are notorious for getting lost, and are likely to get in through your toilet or sink if they try hard enough.
4. HAVE A WEAPON CLOSE BY TO DEFEND YOURSELF JUST IN CASE
In the circumstances an intruder DOES somehow get in, treat them like any other intruder. Kick them out, and if they are looking for a fight, use a weapon if necessary. This can range from a big stick to an E-Liter. In an emergency where you find yourself facing off against multiple intruders, make sure you have places to reset and fight back the intruders. If it gets too overwhelming, don't risk it and retreat to higher ground or another room, locking the door.
DO NOT ATTACK ANY STRAY SALMONIDS UNLESS THEY ATTACK YOU!! Some might be armed, some might not be armed. If they don't attack you, don't attack them. Some might be living in town with you! You WILL NOT attack your neighbors under any other circumstance.
5. DO NOT HELP OUT AT GRIZZCO IF YOU AREN'T WORKING THERE ALREADY
From what I heard, no, you're not gonna get paid well for getting hired during a Big Run. There is so much going on in the building that many new hires are pushed aside, barely paid anything for helping out. But the main reason you shouldn't get hired during a Big Run is because IT IS TOO DANGEROUS!! REMEMBER!! YOUR HIGHEST PRIORITY IS STAYING SAFE!! Putting yourself into danger will have consequences. I've met MANY who got too reckless.
REMEMBER!! BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY!!
AS FOR EMPLOYEES ON THE CLOCK...
DON'T PUSH YOURSELVES. DO NOT FALL FOR THE TRICKS JUST TO GET MORE EGGS. YOUR HERE TO DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY, NOT EXPLOIT.
PROTECT PEOPLE, THAT IS YOUR JOB. YOU ARE NOT HERE TO STEAL EGGS. YOU ARE NOT HERE TO EXPLOIT THE SALMONIDS!! YOU ARE TREATING THEM LIKE THEY TREAT YOU OUT OF BIG RUN!! YOU ARE PROTECTING US FROM INTRUDERS.
YOU ARE HERE TO DEFEND THE CITY.
Stay safe out there, and please remember that you put yourselves and others around you before the name of a big corporation. I honor those who do fight in the front lines, but we do all know that Grizzco likes to get greedy with egg harvesting. Please, stay safe and make good choices
Signing off, Novel
Important! Despite Grizzco’s claims and attempts to improve worker conditions, they do not care. At the end of the day, they only want to keep their money. Wouldn’t be surprised if they even pay the salmonids who claim they aren’t that bad.
Stay safe during big run, everyone.
You’re funny! Grizzco paying salmonids? Nah.
Feel free to post in ignorance though. Or better yet we can discuss this some day. I have all the time and energy in the world. I’ll yap for hours straight and you can’t do anything.
I’m afraid you are blind. They are only going to betray your kind if you keep having blind optimism. Dont let them fool you, little salmonid.
My only question is TAMMIE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
YOULL NEVER FIND ME! NOW GO BACK TO THERAPY YOU BALL OF OCTODEPRESSION
And please don’t overwork yourself this big run. Or else.
Inkfish are so strange to me. They fight over the silliest of stuff on a post about Inkfish safety during Big Run.
Whatever, see you all at UmAmi Ruins
THE FIRST-BORN CHILD OF ALKYNE, THE HIDDEN BLADE OF YAKIHARAS?????
We’re gonna be jammin this big run!!!
man.
Yo… what the shell happened to this post? Uh? Happy or Miserable Big Run everyone??
Oh shit it’s Pearl Off The Hook. ~Penny
Last time I checked this it was just the sonic the sailfish reaction image… how has it degraded this bad
i don't fucking know anymore. some explorer got into a fight with tammie, then cyclone showed up, then OMEGA-3'S CELLIST SHOWED UP. Then DOUG showed up, then PEARL OFF THE HOOK SHOWED UP, AND THEN CAUGHT IN LOVE AND NOW YOU.
HELP
does anyone in this thread smoke seaweed
I DOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BIG RUN SURVIVAL GUIDE (FROM YOUR LOCAL SALMONID RIGHTS AND ACCEPTANCE ACTIVIST)
With another Big Run on the horizon, I've decided to update my protocol for what to do for a Big Run. Most of the information is the same as the old one, only with a few changes (and for easier access I guess).
REMEMBER: The most important thing during a Big Run is protecting your life, not protecting the name of a giant corporation and the propaganda they spread.
1. REMAIN CALM
Panicking over the red sky, heavy air, and stink aren't going to help anybody. Panicking will only lead to other people panicking, and because of panic, will lead to a multitude of negative events that won't help anyone. This includes hires at Grizzco, in which if you're not already working there, getting hired now is a terrible time. (will expand on Grizzco later)
Stay calm and proceed with other safety precautions
2. STAY INSIDE
Now is NOT the time to play Turf War. Especially when it comes to maps in rotation that are near the Big Run site. Invading Salmonids are bound to get lost in the sewers and end up in places their not supposed to be, and unfortunately for them, probably don't know how to keep calm in this situation, leading to issues not only for them, but for those around them.
While stray Salmonid warriors are quite rare, it's best to play it safe and stay inside.
3. LOCK WINDOWS AND DOORS
IT IS BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY!! While still on the topic before, stray Salmonids are rare, but can still happen. It is better for you if you stay inside and make sure to lock your doors so no unwanted intruders get in. This is especially important for if you live closer to the Big Run site!
I would also recommend closing your toilet and checking your sink, or any place that connects to the sewer system. Smallfries are notorious for getting lost, and are likely to get in through your toilet or sink if they try hard enough.
4. HAVE A WEAPON CLOSE BY TO DEFEND YOURSELF JUST IN CASE
In the circumstances an intruder DOES somehow get in, treat them like any other intruder. Kick them out, and if they are looking for a fight, use a weapon if necessary. This can range from a big stick to an E-Liter. In an emergency where you find yourself facing off against multiple intruders, make sure you have places to reset and fight back the intruders. If it gets too overwhelming, don't risk it and retreat to higher ground or another room, locking the door.
DO NOT ATTACK ANY STRAY SALMONIDS UNLESS THEY ATTACK YOU!! Some might be armed, some might not be armed. If they don't attack you, don't attack them. Some might be living in town with you! You WILL NOT attack your neighbors under any other circumstance.
5. DO NOT HELP OUT AT GRIZZCO IF YOU AREN'T WORKING THERE ALREADY
From what I heard, no, you're not gonna get paid well for getting hired during a Big Run. There is so much going on in the building that many new hires are pushed aside, barely paid anything for helping out. But the main reason you shouldn't get hired during a Big Run is because IT IS TOO DANGEROUS!! REMEMBER!! YOUR HIGHEST PRIORITY IS STAYING SAFE!! Putting yourself into danger will have consequences. I've met MANY who got too reckless.
REMEMBER!! BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY!!
AS FOR EMPLOYEES ON THE CLOCK...
DON'T PUSH YOURSELVES. DO NOT FALL FOR THE TRICKS JUST TO GET MORE EGGS. YOUR HERE TO DEFEND YOUR TERRITORY, NOT EXPLOIT.
PROTECT PEOPLE, THAT IS YOUR JOB. YOU ARE NOT HERE TO STEAL EGGS. YOU ARE NOT HERE TO EXPLOIT THE SALMONIDS!! YOU ARE TREATING THEM LIKE THEY TREAT YOU OUT OF BIG RUN!! YOU ARE PROTECTING US FROM INTRUDERS.
YOU ARE HERE TO DEFEND THE CITY.
Stay safe out there, and please remember that you put yourselves and others around you before the name of a big corporation. I honor those who do fight in the front lines, but we do all know that Grizzco likes to get greedy with egg harvesting. Please, stay safe and make good choices
Signing off, Novel
Important! Despite Grizzco’s claims and attempts to improve worker conditions, they do not care. At the end of the day, they only want to keep their money. Wouldn’t be surprised if they even pay the salmonids who claim they aren’t that bad.
Stay safe during big run, everyone.
You’re funny! Grizzco paying salmonids? Nah.
Feel free to post in ignorance though. Or better yet we can discuss this some day. I have all the time and energy in the world. I’ll yap for hours straight and you can’t do anything.
I’m afraid you are blind. They are only going to betray your kind if you keep having blind optimism. Dont let them fool you, little salmonid.
My only question is TAMMIE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
YOULL NEVER FIND ME! NOW GO BACK TO THERAPY YOU BALL OF OCTODEPRESSION
And please don’t overwork yourself this big run. Or else.
Inkfish are so strange to me. They fight over the silliest of stuff on a post about Inkfish safety during Big Run.
Whatever, see you all at UmAmi Ruins
THE FIRST-BORN CHILD OF ALKYNE, THE HIDDEN BLADE OF YAKIHARAS?????
We’re gonna be jammin this big run!!!
man.
Yo… what the shell happened to this post? Uh? Happy or Miserable Big Run everyone??
PEARL. YOU. ARE THE BEST. IDOL.
DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE <3 <3
(biggest pearl fan >:3)
Thank you!! I’m so honored!!! I got all this coolness thanks to ‘Rina. I don’t think I’d be nearly as cool without her!!
BTW. ANYONE IN THE INKOPOLIS AREA WHO DON’T GOT PLANS FOR NEW YEARS. RINA AND I ARE HOSTING A HUGGGGGE PARTY AT MY PLACE!!! BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
Either way! Happy New Year! Or… whatcha call it, Cycle Celebrations? HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
What's your favorite fruit?
mmm. Taiyo no Tamago, probably.
Yeah, you swallow gum. I knew it.
What’s that suppose to mean???? Are you like? Pro-littering? Pro-tripping someone up because they stepped in gum and get it all over their shoes right before a battle???
You look like you swallow gum.
Are you… are you not suppose to swallow gum? I thought that was like… the respectful thing to do???
So, what was all that about, with that octo?
-Pearl [ @pearlescent-rockstar ]
Oh, um...it's a bit of a long shot, but I thought I recognized her...you remember my lost sister, Aquata? I...um. I think that might be her?
Yo?? Yo??? What did you ask her??
I got...a little nervous. I asked about her past, a little. She doesn't remember her family, and I...may have invited her to the Spire? Even though it's still a bit buggy? Um. So.
Oh jeez— Rina, you’re throwing your potential sister in the torture labyrinth? Can the memverse handle that?
It can! And I'm sure she can! And...Smollusk is ready, I think! It needs to know I'm proud of it!
If you think so, then I’m game!
So, what was all that about, with that octo?
-Pearl [ @pearlescent-rockstar ]
Oh, um...it's a bit of a long shot, but I thought I recognized her...you remember my lost sister, Aquata? I...um. I think that might be her?
Yo?? Yo??? What did you ask her??
I got...a little nervous. I asked about her past, a little. She doesn't remember her family, and I...may have invited her to the Spire? Even though it's still a bit buggy? Um. So.
Oh jeez— Rina, you’re throwing your potential sister in the torture labyrinth? Can the memverse handle that?
So, what was all that about, with that octo?
-Pearl [ @pearlescent-rockstar ]
Oh, um...it's a bit of a long shot, but I thought I recognized her...you remember my lost sister, Aquata? I...um. I think that might be her?
Yo?? Yo??? What did you ask her??
You know, I wanted to end the concert by launching a Killer Wail into the crowd, but the stage managers shut my idea down! They even had security make sure I didn’t sneak in my megaphone!!
Party Poopers…
Yo, I’ve been here for five minutes and I already broke this blog. LMAO.
Pearliiiie...how do you always manage to do this? You're adorable...
I think I’m just too cool. Technology looks at me and then blows up on sight from my coolness!
Yo, I’ve been here for five minutes and I already broke this blog. LMAO.
