Humboldt Unit Shenanigans 🦑

High-ranking Grizzco Salmon Running Team, founded by Coral Hymnoldt (more information in pinned)

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Good morning/afternoon/evening citizens of Chumblr. Me and my squad ended up joining the party together, and we made a whole blog to share just for the fun of it (it was a three vs one vote. I was the one against it, but I guess we're here now sooo)

Let me introduce ourselves. We are the Humboldt Unit, a high-ranking Grizzco Unit that is in high EVP ranks (think 800 to 999). It was founded after the first Undertow Spillway Big Run, and has grown to become a full squad recognized by Grizzco higher ups. Inside the job, we're among the best, but outside the job, we're a group of unlikely friends.

tag: #humboldt unit

Let me introduce myself. My name is Coral (He/Him) and I'm the founder of the unit. I'm a Humboldt Squid, and I main Splatana Stamper and Mint Decavitator. I'll describe myself as battle-hardened and somewhat unpleasant, but I care for my work. I also have a adoptive kid, her name is Wish. She's a smallfry. I don't do as much work as I used to at Grizzco, but I still do frequent the building.

tag: #the red devils rage

Lowkey Coral is a little ugly

Hi guys <3 !! My name is Lysa (She/He) and I'm the brawn of the unit as I can boast about hehe ^-^. I'm a Pacific Giant Octopus, and I main Hydra Splatling and Tenta Brella X3. Sorry if I come off as rude or mean, I don't mean it Xb, my friends describe me as protective !! I also have a cool prosthetic leg (limb wasn't growing back right ugh). I frequent X rank battles, proud player, if you see me say HIII <3 !!

tag: #octopus with a cool leg

my turn. hi. my name is doug (he/him). i'm the weapons guy. i know a lot about weapons and how they are used. i'm a bobtail squid, yes i know i'm short, i main blobbler too, but i can play any weapon i feel like playing. people kind of suck, i dont want to talk with people face to face, but i like history. i've been studying and deciphering old human language so i can learn their history, as its very rich. if you have any questions about weapons or history, i'm your guy.

tag: # dougs inksanity

never realized Doug only spoke in lowercase until now huh

Hi y'all!! I'm Cindy (She/Her), and I'm the most recent member of the unit. I'm a Sharpear Enope Squid, and I main E-Liter Scope. I'm kind of awkward so be patient with me, I get distracted easily and forget what I'm talking about. I like fashion, and I make a lot of clothing designs that I hope will become mainstream in the future. Also the Salmonids are restless, don't worry about it.

tag: # humboldts rookie

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OOC: blog info

run by @neomagicstar

basic rules. Don't be weird, the blog runner is a minor.

some things are due to change out of the blue, don't question it if I do change things :3

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Feel free to ask me or any of my friends anything about ourselves, our work, or just random things. We'll highly appreciate it.

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having a mental breakdown on the sidewalk on a bench and some turf kid comes up to me and calls me Adam Sanddollar I think I'm going to throw myself into the ocean

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the ladies love my haunted by the spirits of the past vibe

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If I had a nickel for everytime I got bitten during a turf war match, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

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oh thank cod i can finally go home. ugh its gonna smell like fish for weeks. im too tired to clean it up. maybe my wonderful girlfriend can help...ogh slepey.

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alrighty, already out of my apartment in eeltail alley and on my way to grizzco for the big run. why do i feel so empty?

-cindy

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big run...big run really closeeeeee ouoguhgh i'm cooking salmon for dinner chat. really yummy and im very happy!!! cant wait to go into work tomorrow and risk my life for a shiny golden statue of megalodontia like karen because karen is coolllll

man. i cant believe its been like, two years since i joined the humboldt unit. they came right in through the door and i had to escape with nothing but my eliter and phone and ids. and then i met some angry guy intent on killing off the entire salmonid race, my future girlfriend, and doug i guess. i dont even know what im doing right now dear cod. im just

im

im tired. i dont want to fight the salmon but i dont want to have to escape through a window again. that happened twice. twice. but i need to do the job because that's my house. and i need the money .. ghahahaa guess im just feeling depression. lol.

how y'all doing.

-cindy

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You know what chat at this point I'm gonna cook a whole dinner for the Big Run Salmonids that break into my apartment this March. I don't want to do parkour to get out of there because I keep forgetting my apartment is getting broken into by Big Run Salmonids

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OH FUCK FHUCHB UFKC KAREN KAREN KAREN APPEARED FUCK

HELP

GUYS IF YOUR DOING BIG RUN WATCH OUT FOR KAREN AKJSFHKJASFKJJKASFJ

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okay but was anybody else going to tell me that karen is the ex of that freaky goldie that has attempted to murder Coral on multiple occasion that I can't remember the name of even if we've talked more than once or was i supposed to be on a big run date with lysa and figure that out myself when karen did appear and that goldie showing up to tell her in salmonese how terrible of a person she was and how she'll never be eaten deliciously

huh

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OH FUCK FHUCHB UFKC KAREN KAREN KAREN APPEARED FUCK

HELP

GUYS IF YOUR DOING BIG RUN WATCH OUT FOR KAREN AKJSFHKJASFKJJKASFJ

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ooooOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOO Mr. Grizzzzzz you wanna give me the Grizzco Roller so baadddddddddddd

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GOOD NEWS: ME AND LYSA FINALLY WERE ABLE TO COMMUNICATE OUR FEELINGS AND NOW WE'RE DATING!!!!

BAD NEWS: THE SALMONIDS ARE HERE

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The Duality of Cephalopods

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uh, update. i've been out of the hospital for about two weeks now. i'm doing better, just kind of hanging out with the family and sometimes the unit.

taking a break from working at grizzco until my mental health gets better. my face is still green but at least my good side isn't matching it.

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( @friend-of-inkfish ) Hey! I wanted to apologize about the incident. Any updates on Doug? I hope he’s recovering ok.

I wasn’t in my right mind during any of that, and I endangered both myself and others. I hope you can forgive me for everything that happened.

oh you know, hopital.

i'm feeling really euphoric right now because the team said that i was strong! they made sure to tell me that and that i wasn't a burden and i could tell that everyone really meant it. they also told me not to throw myself in danger like that.

i was also in a bad state of mind, i dont blame you. we were all fighting for our lives out there. dont be hard on yourself, its okay.

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Hah. Glad to hear. I’ll see you around. I’ve had to make some splatsville visits in recent due to some stuff, so you may run into me more.

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you too

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( @friend-of-inkfish ) Hey! I wanted to apologize about the incident. Any updates on Doug? I hope he’s recovering ok.

I wasn’t in my right mind during any of that, and I endangered both myself and others. I hope you can forgive me for everything that happened.

oh you know, hopital.

i'm feeling really euphoric right now because the team said that i was strong! they made sure to tell me that and that i wasn't a burden and i could tell that everyone really meant it. they also told me not to throw myself in danger like that.

i was also in a bad state of mind, i dont blame you. we were all fighting for our lives out there. dont be hard on yourself, its okay.

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Humboldt Unit Update: We will not be participating for the rest of the Big Run.

Doug's currently in the hospital due to an unusual wave which was a mix of a fog wave and glowflies wave. Doug is awake and quite alive, he just reopened a two-year-old wound. He wanted me to tell the people that "nothing keeps him down for long" (which is why I'm writing this damn social media post).

He's one of the strongest Inklings I know. He takes so many damn hits and yet he just keeps going. I hope he knows this.

Stay safe for the rest of Big Run, and please, if you need to abandon shift to prevent injury, abandon shift