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[boredpanda]

Photographer Spends Eternity Waiting For Museum Visitors To Match Artworks And The Result Is Worth The Wait

[kingjaffejoffer]

[anothergoddamnname]

She snapped alright

[hopesumners]

[keybladeofsteel]

“Women shouldn’t curse.”

“Get fucked.”

[daiseokkie-deactivated20190730]

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

[demigodgooglesearches]

🇮🇹❄👶🙊🐙 what the fuck does this mean about me

[pearlsohsolovely]

🍕🍸🍻🍺🍷

[camewiththeframe]

[wrenkai]

if you’re a girl and had an unnatural obsession on any of these characters growing up:

Ariel from Little Mermaid

Shego from Kim Possible

Kim Possible

Sam from Danny Phantom

The Hex girls from that Scooby Doo movie

Meg from Hercules

Raven from Teen Titans

Almost every female in Avatar the Last Airbender

chances are you’re gay now

[pearlsohsolovely]

Why is this so accurate 😂😂 I feel like I'm being personally called out

[gchutney]

To my future girlfriend,

Please come and get me .

[pearlsohsolovely]

😍🔎

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Reblog this if your blog is safe for ace/demi people

[learning2swim]

Gals bein pals

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Day Book, Chicago, Illinois, August 9, 1912

[nonamenonewhatsoever]

[arohumor]

When aromantics try to imagine themselves dating

[weeping-wandrian]

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

[zeplerfer]

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

[wantcookie]

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

[somewhatgreatexpectations]

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

[trisabelle]

Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

My dick is lingible

[solnishka1927-deactivated202504]

there is a dictionary that has all of these stupidly specific and obscure words and a whole lot more. It’s absolutely beautiful.

[hail-robert]

Visit Original Link

Frank Ocean - Bad Romance (Lady Gaga Cover)

[beyoncespenis]

[mezaboy-deactivated20170826]

[lilobears]

[b0yonce]

Omfg

[pearlsohsolovely]

Yes, yes to everything

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

TV show idea: 

Baby boomers have to switch life situations with a millennial for a year. The millennial gets to live in their house (which they paid off like thirty or forty years ago) and work at their job that provides a good salary and benefits. The baby boomer has to live in the millennial’s shitty, overpriced apartment and struggle to pay rent and work a minimum wage part-time job as well as an unpaid internship in their (the baby boomer’s) field. 

The show can be called Switching Cribs and every time the baby boomer throws a tantrum a little cartoon of a baby crying appears in the corner of the screen. 

[misscheetahroo]

… …

Fund it.

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

With what money

I’m a millennial 

[ruinedchildhood]

[sch3h3r4z4d3]

is that harry potter

[i-am-the-last-timelord]

no its ricky gervais you uncultured swine

[ivemissedsomething-deactivated2]

[caosfinto]

Amazing!