Aromantic Humor

Aromantic jokes and memes. Occasionally related to other LGBTQ+ identities as well, but always aro. Submissions welcome! Header made by @justlgbtthings. Icon made by @novice-comics. Find both tagged as art. The blog is pretty strictly humor, but please know. Anti-TERF, Black Lives Matter supporter. If you disagree, DNI. If you're trying to start a fight, don't.

[pigswithwings]

crushes dont exist they made those up for hanahaki disease

[anistarrose]

Shoutout to people for whom aromantic is also a gender. Gotta be one of my, you guessed it, favorite genders.

[kaity--did]

[tomorrowillbeyou]

everybody knows you can't be "attracted" to people they made that shit up as a prank

[evelyn315]

[batteredblueberry]

[ID: tumblr tag that reads "'attraction' lmao are you a magnet". End ID]

[intergalactic-garbage]

@aspecmemesdaily

[aspecmemesdaily]

Day 563

[argumate]

“I’m looking for a friend, and, maybe… more?”

“two friends?!”

[argumate]

"you looking for a friend?" she leans in, "or perhaps... more?" your eyes widen; two friends?!

are you shitting me did I make the exact same post twice in the same year

[ionesyapping]

"There is plenty of fish in the sea" and I'm a vegetarian

[phantomrose96]

"Man, as an aromantic person, Valentines Day must suck--" WRONG! All my involuntarily single friends are moping. All my coupled-up friends are stressing about putting together an activity. I am having a perfectly nice day knowing I can buy cheap candy tomorrow.

[genderkoolaid]

ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to be the grinch but for valentine's day #loveloses #aromanticismwins

[moldfucker]

"im lovesick" "im lovesick" uhmm you didnt get the love vaccine?? cmon :/

[aspecmemesdaily]

Source | Day 54

[thickness-protection-program]

Aromantic? Like a candle that smells good?

[lordworm]

No, that's aromatic. Aromantic is when you act independently outside of external control.

[arohumor]

No, that's automatic. Aromantic is the time in history roughly around 1798 and lasting until 1837.

[alexei-home-fromthewar-at-last]

No, that’s the romantic period. Aromantic is having a shape that reduces drag or air resistance.

[azure-clockwork]

no that’s aerodynamic. Aromantic is when you’re a member of Greek hero Jason’s crew.

[thickness-protection-program]

Aromantic? Like a candle that smells good?

[lordworm]

No, that's aromatic. Aromantic is when you act independently outside of external control.

[arohumor]

No, that's automatic. Aromantic is the time in history roughly around 1798 and lasting until 1837.

[mushyfrogcakes]

Reminder to all aspecs that baseball bats exist. You know, if someone is being a dick to you

[sigmarette]

live, laugh, garlic bread

[canonically47]

“there is no straight explanation for this” neither is there a gay one. there is however an aromantic one

[altschmerzes]

there’s no other solution. i have to get MORE aromantic.

[papier-ciseaux]

Happy ASAW 2024, here's something about community !