[sleepy-bebby]

No time to explain, just get in

[coolyo294]

for what purpose 

[coolyo294]

i guess 

[prokopetz]

The hilarious part is that the mind flayers don’t even get to control the rats afterwards. Cranium rats’ whole deal is telepathically linking up into a super-intelligent hive mind, and while each individual rat still has the stat block of an ordinary rat, the gestalt as a whole is capable of having class levels. So now you’ve got a swarm of rats that is collectively a 20th level wizard, has a higher Intelligence score than you do, and is both willing and able to cast meteor swarm on your tentacled ass if they think you’re disrespecting them. How well did that work out for you, pal?

[weapingveils]

hey does this mean someone could play as a swarm of cranium rats in a trench coat?

[prokopetz]

I know somebody who actually did play a cranium rat swarm barbarian in an ongoing campaign several years back. I’m about 90% convinced they created that character purely as an excuse to shout “RAT RAGE”.

[hereticalxenos]

I had a player once play a swarm of cranium rats as, indeed, a wizard. they were incredibly egotistical and wore a full sized wizard cape over the whole swarm. on top of the tiny ones each rat wore. i will always love Lord Rodentius Squeakeasy

[sashaforthewin]

Despite all my rage I am still just a cranium rat mage

[rslashrats]

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

[rslashrats]

[icantwritegood]

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[windvexer]

@neonsblanketfort

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[genicecream]

the toudens

[the1920sinpictures]

1930 Film advertisement for the movie "Luxury", later titled "Once a Sinner" when released in 1931. From Awesome Attic, FB.

[figdays]

Vintage 1918s Miffy Plush // HadeHade

[pearlvvitch]

Love drawing her all weird and bent

[saucysage]

wear robes do magic serve cunt

[vee-dmsr]

[sorun-var-deactivated20221025]

Strawberry Hill House—a Gothic Revival villa that was built in Twickenham, London 1749

[smute]

came across this sentence today and now i know what he meant

(x)

[konoko]

*sexting* I want to take care of you

[damazcuz]

There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

[diantha]

went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections

[pearlvvitch]

Watching

[fluxfilmno14one1966]