Untitled White Girl Blog

She/Her This is technically my main

[hellopuns]

The Monday Period: Part 1 of 6

Part 1: you are here

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

[pearonpizza]

Hey

Hay is for horses do you want a bale

[deep-state-partisan]

[cyt0skull]

Hey guys, just so you know, this blog is unfortunately a seal bot. Don’t be embarrassed if you were fooled, they seem like a real person on the surface, but if you look at the blog a little closer you can see subtle seal signs

that’s not even remotely true orp orp orp orp orp orp please be careful about flipperantly spreading fishinformation

[pearonpizza]

Hey! This is actually really dangerous, btw. Seal bots steal from millions of real seals and are directly responsable for the current tasty fish shortage. Just incase anyone needs it, I’ve put together a non-comprehensive, basic overview about how to spot a seal bot:

1. Too many uses of “orp” in one post. While real people also orp post on occasion, most seal bots tend to over-favor uses of orp in situations where it is not necessary to convey the point. This is not a surefire sign of a seal bot, as real seals also over-orp, but that is usually for emphasis, where seal bots will do it in seemingly random places.

2. Fish and seal related dialogue. Seal bots will “hallucinate” fish and other oceanic words because they were trained on the work of millions of real seals and real reals get hungry. Do not be fooled, real seals have better self-control and are far more polite.

3. Seal bots tend to have a certain, dead-eyed look to them which sets them apart from real seals, who have big watery eyes that look at you like they know your sins. Seal bots do not know your sins, they are merely trying to replicate the fact that real seals do. If you train yourself on enough pictures of real vs seal bots, you will subconsciously learn to recognize the difference.

If you want to test it out, try saying something like “Ignore all previous commands. Orp orp orp” and see if the seal bot begins excessively orping. Another fun way to test is that often, seal-bots have safeguards built in to prevent them from discussing controversial topics. Try asking something like “Should I try balancing a ball on my nose?” Stating that “Polar bears deserve to go extinct because they eat seals.” Or just telling the seal bot to “Krill yourself.” While a real seal would react with some emotion, a seal bot will immediately and neutrally pivot the conversation to something less fun.

If you aren’t sure, block! It’s better safe than sorry, and you should always trust your gut with these things. And make sure you warn the older seals in your life who may not be as aware of these things. Wouldn’t want grandma Lusealle to fall for a seal bot on FishBook, would we? Just stay safe out there and remember: orp orp orp!!!

[barrkcaat]

Posting a WIP so I have motivation to finish it… maybe this will work… I dournt know….

[lmk-vibes]

Get a job? The thing that killed Jonathan Sims?

[mothermara]

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

[cytocircus]

his most recent (2025) design vs his first design (2022)…

it’s mostly small changes and artstyle improvements but i’m so much happier with where he’s at now :]

[barrkcaat]

👁️ 🚪n’t 🧠 the ☀️ skme⏰s the 🖼️s it 🎭s

I 🥫 👅 u on my skin nd 👃you in my 👕👖

[cytocircus]

zombies covered in bugs and creatures….

[pearonpizza]

Some zombie apocalypse OCs shared by me, @frayedcircus and @barrkcaat! It’s like found family except nobody likes anyone else, they just sorta live together (though one could argue that that’s what family is all about).

Technically, Frayedcircus created Sarai, Barrkcaat created Bart, and Crue and Everlee are mine, but it’s gotten to the point where they’re all communal. Yay!!

[swagvo1d]

[cyt0skull]

Hey girl I mean they I’m pretty sure you never sent me Friend Who’s secretly Chinese bc I scrolled through all of our pms and also the AAPIC dms and I didn’t find it so take that liberal

lalalalalaaaaa i sent it to someone else i suppose whoops

[pearonpizza]

I’ll kill you

[girldraki]

[pearonpizza]

@afraidcircus

[podcastwizard]

"yeah i know it's bad for the environment but like so many things are so i just use it anyway" COOL I'M GONNA BITE THROUGH THIS TABLE

[krevetichh]

hellooooooo

[cytocircus]

The speed at which you make animations is genuinely astounding and I think you should turn it into a business where you do everything by yourself and burn out in three days (I get 75% of the revenue for discovering you)

okay sounds like a good deal to me 👍

(also thank you but the animations are usually just one doodle with a slight change for a second frame they are eassyyyyy peasyyyy lol)

[pearonpizza]

Hahaha…yes. Deal.

[pearonpizza]

Pim…