West St. Paul Panera Whore

(art by @milsae)

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Customer: NIER AUTOMATA. VIDEO GAME DMV: 2 BLUNTS 9 SLUTS

Verdict: DENIED

[kalichnikov]

They were cooking with this interpretation actually

[tariqah]

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

[username00000000001-blog]

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

[butchflirt]

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[goldielocking]

4chumblr ~ A Short Love Story

[pecharings]

wtfml:

redsatinshoes:

First it was like:

Then it was like

but theirs was a starcrossed love

Finally, Tumblr-tan climbed out Daddy’s bedroom window

and things got heated

Oh… oh 4chan…

…harder… faster… MOAR.

And thus the great 4chan invasion of Tumblr never happened because the two sites were too busy getting it on to even notice.

Why is this not being posted on 4chan? They need to be aware of their immense love for us.

[gordons-moved]

Please, please, have a seat.

I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you

[avantgarden-er]

cave guy: sorry i was out hunting a mammoth with gog

fujoshi cave wife: and how was it.

[sablingart]

Pokémon Punks

[youngestdaughtersyndrome-deacti]

always follow the four g rule .... is it gaudy is it gauche is it grotesque is it godly

[hinata-bush]

sakura we need to have a talk. you have to get your husband under control. first he makes my husband gay. next he becomes a mentor figure to my only son. next he’s at our dinner table eating all our tomatoes saying “this salad kinda sucks... naruto want to go get some ramen.” but he picked all the tomatoes out of the salad first. he is ruining my life. my husband is leaving to go get ramen with sasuke and i’m sitting here with lettuce and a son who looks up to a gay man.

[bruzum]

[infectiouspiss]

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

[infectiouspiss]

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

[infectiouspiss]

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

[mrhealyourgirl]

[fortuneaday]

[catasters]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[segamascott]

[bigphart69]

[xefyre]

oh fuck yum

[wolg-fang]

Every post in 2014 was like this