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Mahlon, pronounced May-lin. 28 years old. They/Them or he/him. ♉️✡️⚧️.

[damazcuz]

wasting away again in tumblrinaville...

[iloveuppers-deactivated20251030]

im balls deep in your blog right now and im not pulling out

[fatjunglejulia]

Best podcast dynamic is two women. Second best is a woman by herself. Third is a gay guy and a woman. And of course straight men should be barred from purchasing recording equipment or gathering in groups larger than two without a supervisor present

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[bloodclotbitch]

[ryebreadgf]

how life feels when you don’t give a fuck about love island

[vamptits]

if you can't twirl it it's not a bush

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

[cutecipher]

99% of users on tumblr are some sort of gay as fuck animal

[hellgrub]

he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this

[partisan-by-default]

You forgot the other two.

[kosmogrl]

[lambdaupsilon]

certainly a fascinating phenomenon how anyone into deltarune that isn't """woke""" instinctually assumes and insists on kris being a cis guy. you know this if you go on twitter for like 10 minutes. fuckin... on r34 there's tags for "kris" and "kris (female)". but when people want to push back against that, they're like "kris' asab is none of your business!" and inevitably draw them in a binder. which could mean nothing and could reflect no sorts of implicit biases that people might have about transfemininity

[suspiriously]

i hate it here man. whatever. vote blue no matter who. nothing matters anymore. let’s all hold hands and jump into a pit

[sailatina3]

Notice the tumblr badges

[babypeachprincess]

having an emotional support shitty phone game is actually really good for you

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[spiribia]

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

[mashpotatoe]

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter