More on the fact that TFA Megop doesn't even know each other bit
I LOVE how even fanfic authors KNOWS that they do in fact DOES NOT know each other at all.
If there is a long fic of Tfa Megop with a bunch of chapters and more than 10,000 words. 90% of the time, there will always be a moment where-
Tfa!Megs: I didn't know you like to read
Tfa!Op: there's a lot of things you don't know about me
Or
Tfa!Op: I didn't know you still wrote poems.
Tfa!Megs: Well, as you can see Little autobot, it's still a hobby of mine.
And it's always in there! ALWAYS!
If not, then it's just a different version of it!
Unlike the other versions, Tfa!Megop has the opportunity to learn each other's personal vices and virtues for the first time ever.
An experience that almost NONE of the other Megops will experience ever again (apart from Earthspark), since they practically knew everything about each other- and Even Earthspark have that bit since Megatron turn over a new life, but they still knew what the other like!
That's what fighting-for-a-million-years does to an old couple.
But Tfa? Nope!
Tfa!Megatron will always find Tfa!Optimus' love for the right history to be honorable and Op is always surprising Megatron on how knowledgeable he is! Witty? Sure, every Autobot knows how to throw a weak insult, but Optimus can actually give insults and comments related to the actual conversation they're having, and not just throwing it out for the sake of being intimitidating. And it always makes him wonder why this Autobot is stuck on space-bridge duty! Surely this capable Autobot isn't being looked down by the Autobot council? Surely? (Sarcasm). Preposterous! Such curiosity over the war! I shall give him access to my personal libraries, and answer all of his questions!
While Tfa!Optimus will always find Tfa!Megatron's poems to be admirable! Tfa!Op reading all of his poems, connecting the dots of their history by reading the datapads on Megatron's personal library (there is at least 3-4 fics of Megatron giving Op access for it- DO NOT ASK ME for the names- I genuinely forgot)- Op understanding why the rebellion happened in the first place, being angry at the Autobot council while at the same time, disappointed on how Megatron escalated the war- AND at the same time-! Horrified at just how much crimes the Autobot committed!
And their witty banter? They always say that they don't enjoy it and that Megs is just keeping the Autobot in his toes and Op claiming that he only do it so that he won't get killed. But that witty banter is where they always bloom, Optimus sharing all of his knowledge and opinions that Megatron haven't heard at all, and said philosophical words coming from an academy Autobot? He never heard of such things!
And Megatron, in all of those fics.. Is always there to explain, sharing his sides and insights, and understand where Optimus is going with this, (50% is where Megatron grieved about his action, the other half is Megatron being angry for Optimus for even daring to criticize his actions).
Prime!Megop always have them weeping over their shared and lost history together. Bayverse are practically at each other's throat (literally). G1 and IDW both mourn but accepted that their history will forever leave a scar in their sparks. Don't even get me started on TfOne Megop- just, *sniffs* just don't. While shattered glass has Sg!Optimus knowing everything about Sg!Megatron while the poor Megs has to force himself to adapt to Sg!Op's personality.
But Tfa? There are always learning about each other, no matter the story, no matter the timeline.
Everything is always a first to them.
And that's something, that none of the other MegOp pair can have once again.
Prime!Megs: But I-
Idw!Megs: Trapping your amnesiac Orion on the ship where he has no one else to talk to but you, does not count.
G1!Megs: You barely kept him for a week.
Es!Megs: Ugh, just the idea of removing memories to a mech is already horrible, but for you take advantage of it? Unbelievable.
Prime!Megs: Oh please, all of you would do the same if you saw your enemies at their weakest-! Except you, Shattered- I at least tried it.
G1!Megs: and failed.
Prime!Megs: You have a copy of your Optimus prime rotting in your closet, identical from the way his mask move and from the sway of his hips. Did anyone else did that? No, only you. And even if I did, why would I keep that copy on my berthroom.
Summary: While enjoying your stay at the Lost Light, you, your sibling, and the bots get a visit from uninvited people.
Warnings: Your embarrassing stories get shared, DJD and Overlord chose a really bad time to attack
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-Despite the little mishaps with your and your sibling’s foods, and the Lost Light’s medic Ratchet prohibiting Rodimus and the bots from trying them out again. Your little gathering party was going well.
-Rodimus, however, continued with his flirting attempts with you. Ultra Magnus and Megatron could only grinch at him from the side.
-” So…” Rodimus appeared beside you once more. “What was your childhood like as the Harbinger of War?” he asked.
-Conquest immediately began telling him all the stories about how you accidentally caused wars when you were young. You gripped your glass in embarrassment, defending that you were young and didn't have good control over your powers back then.
-You only caused like ten wars accidentally.
-” Oh, but the best ones are the ones that weren't caused by your powers.” Conquest laughed. “Like when you accidentally set something on fire, and you grabbed a nearby bucket to put it out. And the neighbouring clans went to war over that, accusing each of stealing the bucket even though it was you who took it,” he added.
“In my defense, the bucket situation escalated very quickly,” you said, embarrassed.
“Or when you wanted to try football, but ended up kicking the ball to the other side of the world, coincidentally landing in a football match and knocking down a keeper. And the playing sides blamed each other for foul play and fought a war with a thousand dead." Conquest continued.
"Stop..." you groaned.
"Or the one with the pig..." Conquest began.
“Hey! I thought we agreed not to talk about that!” you yelled at him.
-Conquest only laughed at your embarrassment. Then turned his attention toward Famine. Conquest then shared about an incident where Famine ended up accidentally eating something that had Antozonite, causing his body to release deadly fumes, which killed some of the planets.
-Famine immediately glared at the mech, causing the lights to flicker.
-Death remarked how Conquest once sneezed, and the bacteria in his booger evolved into an entire species of booger monsters. They eventually spread across the galaxy and even attempted to enslave several alien civilizations. They failed, of course, because they lacked brains.
-Conquest defended that the pollen on the planet really tickled his nose.
-Rung then mentioned how Death used to be pretty aggressive when she was younger. How she and Rung’s firstborn, Prima, used to fight a lot, and how she used to chase the mech in her unicorn form, trying to stab him with her horn. Or how she used to growl at people she didn't like.
-Conquest added that there was once an incident where Death got tricked into eating cake by a person whose soul she had arrived to collect. The cake magically shrank her, allowing the person to imprison her inside a wine jar. Due to her sweet tooth, the world she was visiting experienced the absence of death for twelve long years before her captor finally had the wisdom to release her.
-Death looked away in embarrassment.
-Rodimus could only look at them horrifically.
-Rewind suddenly realized something and walked up to you and your siblings, asking if you knew anything about the Knights of Cybertron. He explained they were on a quest to find them, and since you were immortal beings, maybe there was a chance you and your siblings knew something about them.
-You asked which year the knights departed Cybertron, and Rewind answered. You thought about it really hard before shaking your head, unable to say if you had heard of them or even seen them. You were likely dealing with a non-cybertronian war during that period.
-Conquest didn’t have an answer either, saying he was spreading diseases on a different part of the galaxy back then.
-Death had collected some of the knights' souls that had passed away during their journey; she did not question the goal of their journey or where they were headed.
” So, none of you know?” Rewind asked.
” No. Sorry,” You, Conquest and Death answered.
“I do.” Famine revealed.
Everyone looked at him.
“Wait, seriously? You know where the Knights of Cybertron are?” Rodimus asked.
” Yes.” Famine replied.
“Great. Can you, like, tell us?” Rodimus asked.
“No,” Famine answered flatly before taking another drink from his wine.
“Why not?!” Rodimus yelled.
“I don’t feel like it.” Famine said. “And, frankly, I don’t care.”
-Rodimus and the bots looked at you and your other siblings, like you would be able to convince Famine to cooperate.
-Conquest chuckled. “Sorry. Even we would have trouble convincing our dear brother to help you. ”
-Rewind said that there has to be something they could do.
-Conquest thought about it and revealed that there might be one way that could convince Famine to give up the information.
-But before he could say anything, the Lost Light suddenly trembled as there was a loud explosion. Someone in the comms said that intruders were boarding in.
-Rodimus, Megatron, Ultra Magnus, and the other bots immediately tensed up. You, your siblings, and Rung watched out of curiosity.
-After the smoke of the explosion cleared up, inside their ship stood Decepticon Justice Division and Overlord. The bots of the Lost Light immediately prepared to fight.
-Tarn, the head of DJD, went on a monologue about taking revenge on Megatron for abandoning the Decepticon cause. Overlord clearly just came for the thrill of causing bloodshed.
“EXCUSE ME! “
-Tarn stopped, and everyone turned to look at Conquest.
“Hi! Sorry to disturb your whole evil monologue, but we’re kind of having a family gathering over here. And it would be really inconvenient for us if people started dying today, especially when we’re off the clock. So… can you like... reschedule your whole revenge arc?” Conquest asked.
-The Lost Light bots looked at him like he was crazy. Did he just ask the most violent and fanatic Decepticon ever to reschedule?
-After snapping out of the confusion, Tarn continued his monologue.
-The bots prepared themselves for a fight. But then.
“BROOOAH!” You burped loudly.
-Tarn stopped again, and everyone looked at you.
You looked at them sheepishly. “Sorry. I forgot Famine's wine makes me gassy,” you apologized.
-Tarn tried to continue, but then got disturbed by Famine this time.
“Conquest. You disgusting fiend! One of your bugs is in my wine!” Famine yelled, showing one of Conquest's bugs in his wine glass.
“My bad, brother,” Conquest said with a not-so-guilty face.
“Ugh. This is disgusting. I spilled some of my wine, too. Hey, cybertronians, do you have napkins anywhere?" Famine demanded.
"I should have some in my office," Rung said.
“I'll go get them.” You left the table and the room.
"For fuck sake..." Famine cursed.
"Language now, brother. We're guests here," Death warned.
“By the way, can you avoid damaging the east wall? It was just recently repaired?” Rung glanced at the DJD.
-While the DJD looked at the disruption in bewilderment, Overlord snorted, seemingly amused by the scene.
-Tarn had had enough and ordered his team to attack. Lost Light bots immediately counterattacked. Soon, the entire hall became a battle zone. Megatron faced Tarn, Rodimus, and Ultra Magnus faced the other DJD members, and most bots tried to avoid getting ripped apart by Overlord.
-While your siblings and Rung stood on the side, continuing to dine like nothing was happening.
-You soon returned to the room, moving through the fighting bots while holding the wipes.
“Sorry. Excuse me. Oops, “ you said as you avoided bots in front of you.
Voss suddenly dropped in front of you.
You looked at him. “Excuse me. Can you move? I'm in the middle of something?” you asked politely.
Voss takes his face, which protrudes spikes as he speaks in Old Cybertronian. “Wear my face…”
You looked at him unimpressed. “No,” you said, and backhanded him against a wall like a fly, causing him to drop his mask and slide against the floor. You continued walking to your siblings.
-After you got Famine the wipes, he cleaned himself and then started eating some of Conquest’s bread, ignoring the chaos.
-The DJD’s Pet appeared and growled at him.
-Famine paused eating and slowly turned toward the Pet as it approached him, growling at him.
-Famine then leaned down, his face turning into a void with sharp teeth, snarling at the Pet.
-Frightened, the Pet yelps and runs away.
“Pathetic… “ Famine scoffed after turning back, continuing to eat.
-Rodimus struggled against Kaon, looking over to you and your siblings.
“Can you guys like... help? “ Rodimus asked.
Conquest shrugged his shoulders. “ Sorry. Off duty.”
You looked over. “I can do this.”
-You snapped your fingers.
-An invisible force spread through the room, causing everyone to freeze and weapons to shut down.
-Rodimus asked what you did.
“Oh, I made everyone equal on physical strength level, so no one is stronger than anyone else, “ you explained.
“What do you mean?”
“I mean, everyone is equally strong now. Which means that minicon over there is strong enough to throw that giant blue guy if they want to,” you explained, pointing at minicon and Overlord.
-Like out of cue, the minicon grabbed Overlord by his foot and tossed him across the room.
-Everyone then tossed their weapons away since you deactivated them and started fist-fighting each other. The chaos continued.
-You uttered how you possibly made it worse.
-Conquest was cheering on the side while watching the fight like a football game. You continued eating with Famine, Death, and Rung.
-Suddenly someone gets tossed at your table, spilling the food all over the floor. You and your siblings froze at the sight.
-You stood up and snapped your fingers again. A much more powerful force spread through the room, causing everyone to freeze like a command.
“Oh… you made a mess,” Conquest started. “That’s very naughty.”
-The bots looked unnerved as you and your sibling had a different atmosphere around you, much darker.
“My dear siblings. It looks like our uninvited guests have no intentions of leaving. “ Conquest stated.
“What a keen observation, brother.” Death said, her tone and gaze much colder.
“I know we agreed to follow the rules, but perhaps this time we can lend our gracious hosts a hand in removing these party wreckers,” Conquest grinned, his teeth sharp.
“I have been feeling quite famished for energon.” Famine added as you all got up.
-Tarn, whose focus had been on Megatron, finally asked who you were.
-” People whom you decided to disturb at the wrong time.” Conquest's voice became deeper.
-Then, everything became dark in the hall. The ship trembled as if it were pulled by a magnetic field. The Lost Light's bots were confused and then saw the Four Harbingers change.
-Conquest’s body unraveled into a swirling mass of living swarm, held together by countless shifting insects, all wearing the same grin.
-Famine’s presence collapsed inward, becoming a void punctuated only by a single burning eye and several teeth in his chest.
-Death’s silhouette darkened, her frame turning into something hollow and skeletal like that of the dead.
-Your once warm amber colored optics turned red. Red light spilled from your spark and frame, like you were bleeding.
-Tarn and his team stepped back. Even Overlord’s grin faded for the first time since arriving.
-Death raised her staff, the small lamp showing dim light, before tapping it down, plunging the hall into pitch black darkness.
-It was quiet. Unnervingly quiet.
“Can someone turn on the lights?” Rodimus asked.
-The lights suddenly returned. The bots looked but found DJD and Overlord gone. The marks of the battle were gone as well, and the scanners showed no signs of their ships. It was like they were never there in the first place.
-You and your siblings cleaned up your dining area. The atmosphere around you back to normal.
-The bots immediately asked what happened and where DJD and Overlord went.
“They’ve been… handled.” Death answered with an indifferent tone.
Conquest chuckled. “Let’s just say they’re having a life-changing experience in the dimension we put them in,” he said, using what seemed to be a fragment of Tarn’s mask as a toothpick.
Liason!Y/n*Is looking at their four older siblings who dont interfere while the chaos is behind them and Rung,trying to use your "pwease" voice*Guuuys come on,Were on a quest and They're my friends isnt there something you guys can do?
The human Liason who like at every party,clocked out and fell asleep on the table the siblings simply gave them a tissue blanket...but they got awoke from DJD and Overlord
Death:Deeear,You know the rules we promised Uncle Rung and were off the clock...
Liason!Y/n*Decided to go Nuclear,acting hurt and sniffles crocodile tears away nodding*-Okay Fine...i guess you guys dont LOVE me-
Four Harbingers*Each of them,wince as they try not cave in*...
Conquest*Sends mind messages to them*"They're doing that EYE thing...DONT LOOK AT THEM DONT LOOK AT THEM!?-"
Famine*Cringes and looks up the ceiling*...
War*Also looks up and goes,covering audials*Lalalalalaala...
Liason!Y/n*Pouts and hugs yout knees to your chest*I-its fine-ITS OKAY-...im okay i-i'll get over it...eventually
Death*Is bitting her lips and almost looks at you but famine yells at her,making her close her eyes*...
Rung*Drinking his wine*"Oh my stars,It works not only on my brother but them too...how cute~"
Aww, the joys of the youngest sibling using the kicked puppy eyes and crocodile tears to get what they want.
It would probably end up like this:
Liason!Y/n: *shedding crocodile tears* Pwease...
Conquest: No. No. Little monkey. We can't just do anything you want whenever you put up the whole crocodile-tear act.
Famine: Yeah. You crybaby.
Tarn: *notices the liaison after slamming Megatron down* Well, well, what do we have here? A disgusting little organic. I shall enjoy breaking your worthless flesh body in front of Megatron.
*War, Conquest, Famine, and Death turn their eyes on him. The atmosphere turning cold.*
*War snaps their fingers, causing everyone to pause and the chaos to cease. Silence fills the hall.*
Famine: The fuck did you just call our little sibling?
Conquest: *chuckles dangerously* My, my, I can appreciate a good old tease or insult. But threatening to kill our little monkey? Now that's a bit too naughty.
War: I don't condone violence at the dinner table. But it looks like we need to teach you some table manners. What do you say, Death?
Death: I think we can make an exception. Threatening one of our own is a rather personal insult. Your punishment for your sins is long overdue anyway, isn't that right...
Death: *snaps her neck sideways as her eyes glow purple, locked on Tarn* Glitch?
Tarn: *watches the four harbingers change into their eldritch horror forms*
Liason!Y/n: Ooooh, you fucked up big time, boiii!
*moral of the story: do not threaten someone who's a younger sibling to four apocalypses of the world*
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