*incoherent Screaming*

20+ Don’t mind me, just your casual 2am internet gremlin 🙂‍↕️

[senorcheezfeet]

Hello friends 👋

Welcome to my blog ^^ Call me Cheese ^^

Until You Return order: 1, 2, 3

Writing Help: special characters

Transformers Units of time master post: here @puraiuddo (that’s the og creator, they spoiled us 😭)

The Consequences of Accidetly Making Life with your Arch Enemy link by blackpensils: post

It’s mostly Transformers based here, though I am apart of other fandoms as well. Here you’ll find mostly drabbles of whatever was on my mind. It’s mostly Starscream x Skyfire (or Jetfire, I use and personally prefer the former so that’ll be the main tag he’s under), Megatron x Optimus, and other shenanigans I see them up to :) Should any big ideas come up I’ll definitely come and revisit this to properly update it so everyone can easily navigate it 🙂‍↕️

I also post chronic illness posts too, whenever I’m feeling crummy, and because I wanna yap to someone about it 😂 Haven’t had any uni interference yet but we’ll see 👀

Shoutout to everyone who’s left a like, reblog, comment, or scrolled by 🫶 It warms my heart knowing my silly little posts popped up onto someone’s screen 🥰

Alright, that’s a wrap! Feel free to reach out with any questions on anything. (Bots be warned, I will spam you. I will troll you. Leave me and everyone else alone 😤)

I love you guys!!

[crabbys-stuff]

I don't know why I love the idea of Thrax lighting a cigar for Ozzy so much, but here we are 🚬✨️

Redraw of an old drawing I never posted 💙❤️🔥

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OSMOSIS JONES IN THE BIG 2026!?

I’ve been blessed

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I can’t die of cramps, my AUs need me 😭

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THEY GOT WORSE 😭 BRUH 😭

[byjove]

how many people do you think use speech to text to write fanfiction like how many people in this world are sitting alone in their living room vividly reciting the nastiest sex scenes with perfect diction

[senorcheezfeet]

Hey Siri

Yeah?

Text to speech on docs

What would you like to say?

[explicit sex scene making the paint on the wall shudder]

Sorry, I’m not sure I understand

The FBI on the other line listening: 😨😨😨😨🤯🤯🤯

[senorcheezfeet]

Idk whether or not to be proud energy drinks now taste like batter acid or devastated 😖

[pasquiart]

Royal family Mermay au 2026 ✨💛💜prima and Megatronus little Prince ultra magnus

[steelthroat]

Stomach: misjudged and overestimated

[senorcheezfeet]

*slides you the pink concrete*

[steelthroat]

Never tried it butni know there's bismuth in it so omnom?

[senorcheezfeet]

Oh yeah I forgot about that 💀

[mrkiteart]

So I finally played Dispatch. Sorry, hopping on the train so late lmao

[thememedaddy]

[senorcheezfeet]

I fucking hate this because it’s so fucking true 💀

“Hey doc I’m experiencing abnormal pain and extreme dizziness-“

“Mmhmm, yeah so when was your last cycle?”

“Uh, last mon-“

“Well that’s why, go eat a salad and drink some water, m’kay?”

At least when I asked a male provider this time he flat out told me unless I was struggling with conceiving or wanted a child then they’d focus on me, but other than that I was fine until then 💀 What the actual fuck 💀

It’s horrifying to know this is what’s happening right now and I know there’s thousands, if not millions, of people out there all struggling with the same issue AND WORSE problems and this is the kind of care and questions asked 💀

[senorcheezfeet]

Does anyone know if there’s a cannon menu for Transformers? 🤔 Like foods or drinks (other than high grade and energon) that they have?

‘Cause I’ve been thinking about it a lot and I always love seeing what other fanfic authors come up with to create mineral and other compounds for them to eat XD

Anyways, lemme know your thoughts or own headcannons because I’d love to know more XD And lemme know if you guys think oil would taste like a crisp Coca Cola to them, a shot of espresso, dark coffee, bovril/marmite/vegamite, or maybe a unique taste to them 👀

[steelthroat]

Stomach: misjudged and overestimated

[senorcheezfeet]

*slides you the pink concrete*

[grub-muncher]

This comic only mentions different hallucinations based on sensory modality (which sense it impacts) but there are other ways to categorise hallucinations such as the theme of the hallucination or the severity of the hallucination

Hallucinations don’t only affect schizospec people and can happen to people without a psychotic disorder or any mental illness/condition

[senorcheezfeet]

I can’t die of cramps, my AUs need me 😭

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Yes I need an AU where this beautiful femme gets the Matrix instead Orion, remains a badass, leads Cybertron to victory against the Quintessons, and is conjunxed to her beloved archivist hubby-who absolutely loves his amazing wife, is her number one supporter and is shorter than her yet still tries to sweep her off her peds and carry her back to berth after long days fighting (he absolutely loves every part of her)

Bonus: I want Elita cupping his face and telling him that he’s her Cybtertron

Bonus of the bonus: I want Solus to have crafted an exquisite weapon just for her that’s absolutely breathtaking and powerful, just like her

Bonus of that bonus: Thinking of naming her Exalta Prime 🙂‍↕️ (Stemmed from a MegOp sparkling OC I had cooking but like, come on that name screams Elita Prime 😭 without reducing her to ‘Elita Prime’ like come on Skybound at least have fun with names 💀 It’s Exalted but I was like Imma be ✨ fancy ✨ and add an a to make it mythical lmao) Orion of course still calls her Lita as well as close friends. (Y’know now that I’m writing this, idk, my hands automatically shift to Elita so if that name change does happen maybe I’ll just have it as her official title but from her POV and her close friends around her they still know her as Elita. Idk, I actually didn’t think that through 😭)

Bonus of the bonuses: All the femmes in transformers are part of her elite squad because they’re all BADASSES-or is it badafts? Idk-and will absolutely kick ass aft (idk, I’ve gone back into a human fandom and I’m confusing myself with terminology 😭 Yes, Susan, it is a little difficult to transition back from 💀)

I’d definitely make an AU of this once I’m done with my other ones 💀

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Listen I love how my weird brain works sometimes because I was listening to Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus and the second the chorus hit, immediately I thought of Bee blasting this over a comically large jump with his fist raised, and then on the downbeat he just punches someone and something shatters

Basically:

I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLLL-

SMASH

(Listen I promise it’s funnier in my head lmao, I’m definitely incorporating this into my au lmfao)

[senorcheezfeet]

Y’know what I just realised?

Gladiators like Megatronus were definitely swarmed with paparazzi during huge tournaments.

And Megatronus absolutely whisks Orion away afterwards. But in secret 🤭 He probably had a tarp hidden in his locker that he whips out (or subspace), and after linking up with his beloved archivist, they dash away.

The paparazzi are left baffled at the doorway, wondering where the hell Megatronus went, and he’s just running down the alleyway, holding his boyfriend while trying to not laugh. Orion desperately tries to secure the tarp over Megatronus, and it’s just now a routine at this point

[sonicboomfangirl]

When No One Knows What 6x3 Equals: (TFA Version)

@bur-art @sassycandypoetry @imadisneyandtransformersfan @adamantvesseltempest