Suave as a Baby's Bottom

Freddy mercury is my queen Yea i got my dick stuck in there once Faster than the speed of lint In love with the lovely donna (pick one)

[weloveshortvideos]

Cops camera guy has priorities

[ruinedchildhood]

[deactivated-blog]

( x - x )

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

what is the truth barbara

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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[calleo]

This is worth the read.

[electrified-shitfuck]

Bill Nye opens his mailbox

“BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL” he shouts as he flips through his many house payments due at the end of the month 

[pres-jpg]

me on my way to steal your man

[restitute-deactivated20141023]

what the fuck was this show

[stunningpicture]

Two happy owlets

[myfriendscallmekazzy]

AHHHHHHHHH

[salithemage]

and they’re covered in snow so they’re moist owlettes

[theekraken]

Shut the fuck up

[houndsoflovemp3-blog1]

I want everyone to push the Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer joke relentlessly until Ted Cruz is forced to address whether or not he is the zodiac killer in a debate

[ruinedchildhood]

[cheese24k]

Cats are way more stupid than people give them credit for

[satans-codpiece-deactivated2017]

I was too busy laughing at the cat with a lion cut

[earthdad]

two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

[tinyhappykoala]

☁️ my cutie + doodles // haven’t seen him in 2 months, but I’m finally flying back home tomorrow 💫

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via hoosyourdaddyo)

[plsbuymepizza]

[madgear]

x

[cybergata]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i the snail.

[omgs]

everybody here is perfect

[mortellllement]

oh my goodness