The Sleepy Socialist

My friends call me Shannon but most people just call me out • 19 • Canadian • lover of the macabre. Studies dead bodies at school.

[my3daysofgrace]

I want to sleep next to you. The first thing I want to see when I wake up is your face. You’re my best friend, love and world. I am yours for as long as you want me.

I will never stop loving you // L.B (via my3daysofgrace)

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i just about pissed my shit walkin up the stairs at 3am cuz god knows my pitch black labrador was asleep at the top in the dark soon as my foot hit the last step she takes a big loud breath and i thought my fate was in jesus hands, i thought the demagorgon was gonna take me to the Upside fuckin Down

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad

[edwad]

if karl marx was real he could beat you up, effortlessly. karl marx could rip your little twig body asunder

i have like half a foot on him and know all of his weaknesses

[edwad]

wait, “if karl marx was real”…. is he… made up?

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

cryptid

[hushed-obscenities-deactivated2]

reblog if you believe

[soft-communism]

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

[coffinbutch-deactivated20190227]

Okay but what is the true communist outfit?

[corporate--stalinism]

[soft-communism]

❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

[shencomix]

A and B smell the flowers.

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[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[gayray-deactivated20170310]

dark beach boys show me the bad vibrations

[royaialltheway-blog]

Even in the face of danger the two still find away to tease each other. If that isn’t a sign of love I’m not sure what is.  

[incorrectsylviaplathquotes]

Everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin’.

Sylvia Motherfuckin’ Plath  (via heygingergirl)

[kontextmaschine]

Can you imagine being the first guy listening to In The Air Tonight and not knowing those drums were coming?

[spockular]

[artitties]

*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

[buttart]

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

[electrified-shitfuck]

me when i get my feelings hurt: ouchie

[dykeactivities]

pon pon wei wei wei russias greatest love machine

[shiredwarf]

we’ve moved past beating a dead horse and arrived at ‘palaeontologists are unearthing remains of severely mistreated horse corpse’

[jethroq]

It is season 45 of supernatural, the Winchester brothers are facing their biggest threat yet, Satan’s cousin’s college roommate’s godson, Fuckhands McMike

[meanplastic]