*waves*

Salonee (rhymes with baloney) | I make really bad puns

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

[venomsunshine]

aesthetics 🌸

// lockscreens for you ✨

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[curls-and-courage]

Vine compilations on YouTube are the absolute pinnacle of millennial humor. The nostalgic compendium of their peers in an industry that they watched rise, fall, and burn in such a short period of their lifetime is parallel to the rapid technological advancements and obsolescence observed within the last two decades. Furthermore, the titles given to each video allude to the solidarity of depression, existential-crisis, and comfort they have sought from the internet. In this essay, I will

[curls-and-courage]

[zeusyallday-deactivated20181007]

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

[thebrooklyninenine]

because no amount of gifs could do this scene justice

[advanced-procrastination]

“Yass queen” with a completely emotionless face will always be the best line of the whole series.

[canyonmoonrays-deactivated20200]

[beyfann]

Full video of Beyoncé’s grammy peformance mic feed

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

where did people get these from??

[niambi]

dont put a question mark where god put a period.

[goldjolyne]

[werkn-progress]

I like being invited to things. I don’t necessarily like going But I like being invited.

[alaiha-deactivated20171228]

[pumpkinspicepunani]

[antiteen]

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[adamsmasher]

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

[heikala]

Dive Inktober day 4

[throwbackblr]

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[scrlett-deactivated20180530]

i don’t wanna use caps anymore. too loud. i just wanna relax. always chillin. why is there so much violence on tv. food network is the only positive option