hi

[etheltempest]

i don’t trust the bookmark feature on instagram so for the past two years i’ve been saving funny reels by dm’ing them to the french president 💀

[etheltempest]

[ex-riddlecats]

my beautiful daughter named paranoia. shes right behind me isnt she

[khargooshe]

💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[gemsofgreece]

Now that’s a way to look at it 👀

[mysharona1987]

[sioboi]

crying at these comments on the instrumental cover of 50 cent’s P.I.M.P

[mynowherenothing]

Double checking my texts and making sure I wrote “okay thanks!” Instead of I want you flat on your back. Helpless, tender, open with only me to help. And then I want you strong again. You're not going to die. You might wish you're going to die, but you're not going to.

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[liquidstar]

honestly no matter how many times i see this clip ill always lose it

[bitinghabit-deactivated20251017]

[bettedavisgf]

this is like the sistine chapel to me

[toocooltobeforgotten]

[gameraboy2]

Lucy Lawless behind the scenes on Xena: Warrior Princess (1995)

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[jethroq]

[pettydemon]

[thoodleoo]

i could not survive in ancient greece i would be spending all my money on red figure kraters or whatever. my husband would come home like where did all of the funds for influencing votes go and i'd be like honey look this amphora's got achilles and ajax playing dice on it

[thoodleoo]

my wealthy husband: i thought i had some drachmas stashed away over here

the pottery i just bought with my husband's drachmas featuring an owl dressed up like a soldier:

[gemsofgreece]

“where did all the funds for influencing votes go” 👀💀💀💀

[crisis-actor]