shart zone

Peeps • 20s • he/she • this is my personal blog where I mostly just reblog stuff. sometimes we get a little silly over here!! • I follow + like from @pipipipurple • message me if you want something tagged for filtering

[peeps-old-blog]

Ok well

Tumblr fucked up this blog so I can't message with it anymore and the blog search function doesn't work literally at all. And they ignored my support emails so I'm just going to be changing residence to @plasma-packin-peep . If you are one of my few mutuals and u wanna follow me there. Go ahead. I am already following you from that blog bc it's my primary anyway and this was a side LOL✌️

[spacestationvampire]

lesbian elysium pt 2 electric boogaloo

[kragehund-est]

did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?

[kragehund-est]

ok listen up, i'm only gonna say this once:

PINKY is PINK SALMON (self explanatory)

RING FINGER is SILVER SALMON (like a silver wedding ring)

MIDDLE FINGER is KING SALMON (longest finger is the king)

INDEX FINGER is SOCKEYE SALMON (because when you point, you can jab someone in the eye)

THUMB is CHUM SALMON (because it rhymes

good, now that we've cleared that up, go forth and conquer.

[ofishal-fish-posts]

official fish post

[strawberrinoz]

[newvegascowboy]

fortunate son

[hum-wiggly]

ime gonna , do a Kick flip !! watch me !! are You watching??

[superchat]

[newvegascowboy]

oh no angry face. what will he do.

[newvegascowboy]

i give him a little kiss on the nose and he unravels every molecule of my body

[webjay]

[Disney movie protagonist voice] yep, that's me. I'm nothing special, just your average 15-year-old. my best friend, though... that's a different story.

[cut to waterlogged corpse]

[otherwindow]

accidentally fell into somebody’s chimney

[mega-taiga]

They really said

[babygirlimgone-deactivated20240]

i love how OP is wailing over being set on fire but manages to remember to close the door behind him when he leaves the house.

[m3djed]

i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf

[phykoha]

oh yeah forgot to post these guys

for when you're definitely very normal about Things

[umbranocturnalis]

ouhhhh.... freaky just got fabulous

[so-many-fantastic-colours-3]

I feel like these guys would both kill someone if push comes to shove

[meeldeya]

[weaver-z]

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

[sealsdaily]

Seal noises please?

awawawawawawa.....