Everything, Everywhere

[j-tee]

Comic about my weird old dog

[spinfader]

Trans girls, in my experience, have largely lived an existence in which for the vast majority of our lives, we've never been anybody's first choice romantically. That's if we're chosen at all.

Second choice? Yeah. Back up plan? Happens. Fetishized? Always.

But never just chosen. Never just pursued. Never loved quite as much as we need. Never the object of obsession. Never the focus of passion.

Every love feels like it's one better option disappearing like a vapor in the wind.

So I say all that to say, if you're romantically inclined, and you love a trans girl. Choose her. Really choose her. Choose her in every moment. Make her feel like she's the only one that matters and do it every day, because it's possible, likely even, that she's never felt that before.

Really choose her, or you will break her heart.

If you're not willing to do that, leave her the fuck alone.

[purplethot]

"hit His prostate this" "milk His prostate that"

where are the fucking posts about milking Her prostate.

[bat-demon]

heres 5 quick tips to Obliterating you favorite girls prostate~ 💖💖💖

[queenophydea]

10 best ways to destroy her prostate

[neonblueapocalypse]

Some tips from a girl with a prostate: * DESTROY IT. Her girldick/clit/whatever might be soft and sensitive, but her prostate is not. It needs punishment. You have to fuck her hard, and relentlessly. If she wants to get her g-spot pounded until she cums so hard she nearly blacks out, you need to talk and explain that you might have to push her. You might have to make her cry. There is a solid chance this will make her dripping wet. * DESTROY IT softly. Or rather, with a soft tool. The amount of brutal fucking you’re going to do means you run the risk of tearing her, and then she’s out of action for play for 1-6 months. Find a nice, super-soft toy if you’re going to peg her. Bio-dick is also pretty great, texture and firmness wise. Fingers might be too firm and intense for her, so be aware of that, and hard plastic toys are really hard to learn with. * Have a firm understanding of how to reach it. It’s fairly shallow, and to the front. Bottoming out in her is fun as fuck, but remember that it’s not the best way to make her into a drooling, mewling mess. Right past the tightest point of her hole is the sweet spot, and you’re aiming for the back of whatever hardware she has in front. Fuck her from behind, into the mattress. Push her knees up to her ears, if you’re railing her from the front. Have her lean back, and let you watch the whole show, if she’s riding on top of you. Go for the full nelson, instead of reverse cowgirl, if she’s on top and inverse to you. * Fuck her brain the hardest of any part of her. Know her kinks and fantasies, and engage with them. Use words and phrases that will make her quiver, maybe watch her favorite kind of porn together, during. Indulge her, and put her in the most receptive place to have her mind melt into desperate lust. * Foreplay. Like any other girl, if she’s aching for it long before you begin, she’s most likely to cum like a rocket. Get into her head, and stay there all day. * Desperation. Make sure she hasn’t cum for at least a few days, ideally a week. Tease her. Edge her. Make her edge herself. If she’s into it, consider chastity. * Set the scene. She needs to feel safe, comfortable and like she has all the time in the world. You can’t “fit this in” to your schedule, this IS your schedule, if you want to make it happen. Likewise, remove any negative vibes from her mind that you can. If she’s got genital dysphoria, take her junk out of the equation with cute lingerie or chastity. Make her feel unpressured to perform, but also let her know how much you’d enjoy seeing her squirt for you. * Pay attention. You’ll know when you’re getting it right from the pathetic/adorable noises she’ll start making. Do more of that. * Do it often. Even if you don’t get her to cum from prostate/g-spot stimulation alone the first time, or the tenth, it’s a process. She needs to learn how to lean into it, how to “let it happen”. She needs to be able to practice, so she can learn to cum for you the way you both want. * Have fun.

[pro-leztrans-lewds]

I do very much appreciate this information. 💜 Another reblog it is.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

You have been brought before the ORC BOYAR.

The ORC BOYAR seeks entertainment; perhaps this will be your chance to impress the ORC BOYAR?

Perform a dance for the ORC BOYAR by selecting two DESCRIPTORS of the ORC BOYAR’s liking.

You perform a BONE MUSHROOM dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a CHEESE SPIKE dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a FAST BROTH dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a HOT CRUMB dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a DESSERT STONE dance,

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a LAKE MUD dance.

You feel TIRED.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a ROYAL PIG dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a CAVE TROUT dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a ANVIL BREAD dance.

Your POINTED JINGLE SHOES begins to show wear from use! Bring the item the TOWN SMITH to repair it.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a DOG MOSS dance.

The ORC BOYAR seemed slightly interested.

You perform a DOG DOG dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a MOSS MOSS dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a MOSS DOG dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a DOG MOSS dance.

The ORC BOYAR was sent into a rage.

ORC BOYAR: I have already seen DOG MOSS dance. Away with you!

A FERAL HOG appears to your LEFT.

A FERAL HOG appears to your RIGHT.

A FERAL HOG appears to your FRONT.

The FERAL HOG attacks you!

The FERAL HOG attacks you!

The FERAL HOG attacks you!

You have DIED. The world has been thrown into chaos.

Tip: The ORC BOYAR was once heard to have inscribed his favorite dance on a HIDDEN STONE in the DARK DWELLING.

[ditadoyb-but-faggy]

"how did my son end up like this" excuse me that's my DAUGHTER??? and she turned out perfect thank you very much. no thanks to you.

[everythingfox]

A pig getting brushed to help you in this trying time

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[acti-veg]

For anyone wanting to live a healthy, more ethical and sustainable life in 2025, I would recommend that you consider veganism. I made the switch in January 13 years ago, and can honestly say it is one of the most unequivocally positive decisions I have ever made. It could be for you, too.

Going vegan and advocating for the rights of animals is an act of protest against a corporate system that treats sentient beings as mere objects, commodities to be bought and sold as property. Animal agriculture industries breed animals into unhealthy bodies, exploit them for profit then slaughters them at a tiny fraction of their life expectancy. Most animals are killed when they’re little more than infants.

Adopting a based-based diet is the single biggest dietary change you can make to reduce your carbon footprint by up to 73%. Eating plant-based requires less land, less water, fewer crops and can be up to 1/3 cheaper. There is a broad scientific consensus that plant-based diets can be perfectly healthy, with organisations like the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics and the NHS in agreement. Those who still think that vegans cannot be healthy in 2025 are denying decades of nutritional research, and must find it hard to explain how committed vegan athletes are competing at the highest levels of sport.

There are significant barriers that prevent some people from adopting a 100% plant-based diet, whether that is because of health issues, a difficult living situation or limited food availability. But veganism is about avoiding animal exploitation as far as is possible and practicable. It’s about doing your best, whatever that looks like. Just honestly ask yourself; if you can be healthy while living a more humane, more sustainable lifestyle, why not give it a try?

[floral-ashes]

So honoured to see my book Gender/Fucking: The Pleasures and Politics of Living in a Gendered Body receive an award by The Transfeminine Review in the Outstanding Memoir category, calling it “A wonderfully subversive win for a genre typified by its historical rigidity.” 🏳️‍⚧️🥰

Buy your copy of the book here!

The 2024 TFR Reader’s Choice Awards

Over 200 authors, critics, editors, and diehard readers came together to vote on their favorite literature by transfemme authors of 2024.

You can get a copy here!

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[soft-lovely]

humans and their pets

[sunfortune]

God i prayed for the tide to turn for her. i’ll never forget for the rest of my life how she was treated

[uesp]

I'm sorry Arniel Gane. The Prima Guide for Skyrim did not need to do that to you.

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[worthikids]

Witches On Tinder

[bogleech]

Just the vocal delivery on its own is funny every time

[madness-and-gods]

NO 😂

[kittercasey]

I’m George RR Martin 

[mairzymarzipan]

growing up in maine us writers were of course always comparing ourselves to stephen king.  TURNS OUT HE’S FUCKING WRITER GEORG

[danieandflars]

“average writer writes 3 books a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person writes 1 book per year. Steven King, who lives in cave & writes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[coelasquid]

My favourite quote from Steven King was something like “I am a salami writer. I try to make good salami, but salami is salami.”

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jadedresearcher]

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time