[kingcheddarxvii]

on my wedding night

me: *sobbing*

my wife: what’s wrong

me: I can’t believe a girl likes me

[unclefather]

[70sscifiart]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[studentlifeproblems]

[dritte--reich-deactivated201703]

[hauntedfruit]

as a russian speaker i will verify that this is actually the correct translation and not a meme

[boobies--n--foodies-deactivated]

[gallifreysource]

I’m not really a cat person.

[toastbutteregg]

Source: These Awkward Stories Literally Gave Me a Stomachache

[mysharona1987]

[etct-deactivated20240208]

Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[callmebliss]

I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem?

[etct-deactivated20240208]

It was honestly something like “fucking Bingo boy when the binga bonga bling” i can tell you exactly when i get home

[etct-deactivated20240208]

[sweetestesthome]

[myrcella]

[yiffmaster]

[metrogoon]

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

[wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva]

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

[teathattast]

Throckmorton

[tredlocity]

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps