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lmao now I'm back-ish? will be explaining stuff later but ya. Stay tuned
I’m sorta back. I just had issues irl to sort out
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hello, i’m alive and suffering the sniffles again.
❝fancy merlin’ll actually sing?❞
❝don’t think that’s going to happen, eggsy. he’s dense. why don’t we go to disney world instead?❞
SOPHIE COOKSON → It’s incredibly exciting when you read a script, sometimes waiting for the woman to fall in love with the man and then you see it never happens, so it is just brilliant. There is obviously a base for that, but Roxy, she keeps her femininity as well. She doesn’t try to be one of the boys and be androgynous, she sticks to her roots and what she believes in and that makes her a character that you want to invest in eventually.
reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit
My RPing style is “I tried”
roxanne morton. roxy. oxford graduate. avid baker. virgo. 5′6″. dog-lover. military trainee. literary aficionado. tailor. kingsman. [ L A N C E L O T ]
boss mode [ a small mix for eggsy unwin ]
can’t kill us ( the glitch mob ) | ritual [reset remix] (ladytron) | paris [upbeat remix] (mstrkrft) | mister murky murky socks [la alt take 2] (flying lotus) | boss mode ( knife party ) | bounce [a track remix] (mstrkrft) | seven nation army [the white stripes cover] (ben l'oncle soul ) | now [feat. rye rye] ( bassnectar ) | love lockdown [kanye west cover] ( glass animals ) | hold on ( the kooks ) | feeling good [bassnectar remix] ( nina simone )
so fresh and so fly [ a set of mostly dubstep and chiptunes that fits any spy that saved the world from going to shit]
wonders (medmac) | stronger (totally enormous extinct dinosaurs) | midnight is gone pt. i [smania uaglinus] | steamy [ninety vines] | england [kid north] | mr. bad [the lone drone] | midnight is gone pt. ii [smania uaglinus] | la montagne enchantee [grovekingsley]
*open. “ ♫ As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothin left... Been spendin’ most of their lives, livin’ in a gansta’s paradise ♫ ”
She froze, seeing the other person with bewildered eyes looking at her
“uh... you’re not supposed to hear that.”
“Then let’s not let her near me, yeah?”
He’s not about to get beaten up by Roxy, after all. Which he knows she’s more than capable of doing. Eggsy being Eggsy, he’d coaxed her into more than one playfight over the years, and he still has vivid memories of the black eye she’d given him back when he’d still been able to call himself young and dumb. He’s in no way eager to find out what an actual punch from her might feel like.
“Look, we all just needed a nice, little break. Get a breather from all the top secret shit. I’m sure Arthur’ll give you a job if you’d rather pull a Roxy, though.”
“I just got home from a mission, so beer first over briefing. Besides, I still need to do a status report about the shit I planted over that drug cartel in Rio. Why don’t we just go to fucking Disney World? It’s slow this time of year.”
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❝yea’ but listen ’ere, bruv: kingsman on ice.❞
❝listen here, bruv. kingsman: the musical.❞
WELCOME, RECRUIT.
As a thank you to my followers – and to this fandom – for being so incredibly wonderful, I wanted to give something VERY special back. As a result, here’s a giveaway. So, without further ado…
RULES.
you must be following me in order to be eligible. all are welcome to enter. be apprised that this is a roleplay blog, so my content is primarily roleplay oriented. likes and reblogs both count; feel free to reblog as many times as you want, but please, for the love of god, do not spam your followers. this giveaway will end in one month: 3 MAY 2015 at 11:59PM EASTERN TIME. winners will be contacted shortly afterwards; these prizes are intended to be mailed as physical copies, but if you are uncomfortable with providing me with your address, we can discuss ways for me to send them to you online. all prizes will be send within two weeks of the end of the ‘recruitment process.’ will mail internationally.
PRIZES.
As you know, there are ten recruits for each of the ten knights, Arthur, included. To reflect this, there will be ten winners in our bunch, but only one will become a knight.**
THE NEW KNIGHT ( GRAND PRIZE ) :
A mini-database with profiles of each UK Kingsman currently at The Table, courtesy of Merlin.
Letter from Human Resources (Savile Row) with a congratulations upon your recruitment to Kingsman.
A personalized letter from Roxy Morton Agent Lancelot.
The Gentleman’s Guide.
A Brief History of Kingsman.
A tribute to fallen Kingsmen in the past five years (former Agent Lancelot, Agent Galahad, and Arthur).
A Gentleman’s Guide to Cocktails.
Map of Savile Row.
A guide to purchasing the perfect Bespoke suit.
And, lastly, a business card from Kingsman Tailors (Savile Row).
RECRUITS ( NINE OTHER PRIZES ) :
A personalized letter from Roxy Morton Agent Lancelot.
The Gentleman’s Guide.
Map of Savile Row.
A business card from Kingsman Tailors (Savile Row).
**note on prizes: the guides here will be featured on my blog as part of the ‘kingsman guides’ series i’m doing. however, on my blog they will not be personalized or specially designed. each prize on here is going to be very, very special – just for you – the way kingsman might have it.
the zodiac signs as phobias
Aries: Thaasophobia- fear of being idle/bored
Taurus: Neophobia- fear of change/the unexpected
Gemini: Ambiguphobia- fear of not being heard/understood
Cancer: Agoraphobia- fear of not being in a safe place
Leo: Athazagoraphobia- fear of being forgotten
Virgo: Atelophobia- fear of not being good enough
Libra: Monophobia- fear of being completely alone
Scorpio: Catagelophobia- fear of being humiliated
Sagittarius: Cleisiophobia- fear of being locked in confined spaces
Capricorn: Atyzchiphobia- fear of failure
Aquarius: Philophobia- fear of falling in love
Pisces: Panthophobia- fear of suffering
i’m no ordinary boy. i’m eggstraordinary