KNIGHT OF TIME

dave strider. 21. knight of time. drinker of the juice of apples. made this for my friend john so john if you're out there- ==》

[pendulumsknight]

there is something seriously wrong with john i swear

like he had to have been dropped on his head as a child or something or like got hit in the head too hard dude i handed you the controller what the fuck do you mean i didnt because damn i dont know about you but im pretty sure phones dont have an input button or channel up and down

unless you got some new phone

in which case dude

why haven't you shared

what the fuck

[pendulumsknight]

shit was going to try and keep up and greet everyone who followed me but damn sometimes you just go head empty gotta shit talk with your friend you know what i mean except instead of spewing shit from our mouths were talking about the best comic that has ever graced the internet and is like gospel for anyone cool

anyways you whats up

@neos-your-paint @0empty0eyes0 @cream0peach 

[pendulumsknight]

@g4llowsc4l1br4t1ng replied:  OOOOH M1ST3R STR1D3R OOOOOOOOOH

call me dave

mister strider was my father

we aint got that kinda relationship terezi damn i mean i know im a good rolemodel and all but like seeing me as a father figure i guess that means i gotta step up my game time to make a sex ed comic for you

gotta learn about the birds and the bees at some point

i dont mean that one guys bees either cause i feel like hed flip off the handle in a backwards summersault and land in a pit of acid to splash it all over me if i even thought about his bees considering his weird ass borderline creepy obsession with them

[pendulumsknight]

@g4llowsc4l1br4t1ng

well well well

if it isnt the number one sweet bro and hella jeff fan

[pendulumsknight]

@eddieveddah

damn dude thats a hell of a username like shit assuming that’s your name youre fucking set wish i would have been able to use my name as a username but i guess some punk in paradox space it would be a good idea to just yoink that one instead of leaving it and being forced to be creative like man can you imagine the balls hes gotta have what a dick

anyways sup

[windythingsdoer]

hi tumblr! my names john. i'm 21, and just your average young adult who has no idea what he's doing with his life. also have no idea what to say here so uh, just gonna wrap this up here i guess. :B

[pendulumsknight]

john

john what the fuck was that

john that was worse that rose trying to relax like damn dude you gotta work on your presentation no one likes the awkward idiot at our age

you gotta be more cool and focus on not giving a shit about what anyone is gonna react with just go with the flow and shit talk

[pukicho]

I have never tasted defeat like I have doing any test at school from ages 10-19

[pendulumsknight]

damn it i cant believe egbert beat me to posting on our blogs what a fucking loss he wont ever let me live this down this shit will be etched onto my gravestone for eternity like damn