oliver

tｈ𝐄ˢＥ 千𝑜ᶰＴ tⓗ𝐢𝐧ⓖ𝔦є𝐬 ⓐ𝔯𝐄 𝕤𝐨 ήᗴ𝒶𝔱

[oliverwood333]

about me and stuff

hey guys i'm oliver and i don't know how to do this

i'm 16, sixth year

gryffindor quidditch captain! (suck it slytherin)

halfblood raised in a wizarding community please tell me ALL about your muggle stuff

i love quidditch btw

he/him i guess?

poly and pan but i don't think that matters because i'm very happy and in love with my wonderful boyfriend and my wonderful girlfriend :3

i like frogs

did i mention i love quidditch

people i know:

@penelope-clearwater (lovely <3)

@percy-ignatius-weasley (also lovely <3)

@au-xu-bless-u (kind of scary but lovely's best friend)

@bestcaptianever (not lovely.)

@cedric-diggorys-blog (a child)

@inkstainedsnitches (an even smaller child omg)

[percyweasleyapologist]

Audrey: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? 

Penny: *crouches down* 

Cedric: *kneels down* 

Percy: *sits on the floor* 

Audrey:

Audrey: I hate all of you.

[oliverwood333]

@au-xu-bless-u

:>

[percyweasleyapologist]

Oliver: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome. 

Marcus: That’s 200%. 

Oliver: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

[l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft]

“imagine liking men” fuck dude i sure do. every single day 🤘 have you seen men??

[poladroid]

so pretty… must hold… must kiss… so pretty…

[cherrylisie]

Percy 'living audiobook' Weasley you will never not be a top tier concept to me

doesn't matter the ship at all just Percy and his partner reading together but it's actually just Percy reading aloud while his partner is cuddled up in his lap or doing their own no thoughts needed activity

[percyweasleyapologist]

*Oliver holding his baby* 

Marcus: Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.

Cedric: I know, I still am one of these. 

[oliverwood333]

@cedric-diggorys-blog small baby child

[armadilloradio]

penelope: polyamory is great! i get a black cat and a golden retriever partner.

[penelope-clearwater]

@oliverwood333 @percy-ignatius-weasley

it really is.

[oliverwood333]

!!!

i'm the golden retriever :D <33

[bestcaptianever]

I fear whenever I enter here because there's always these people lusting over each other and like

I don't want to see that first in the morning

Keep your stuff for yourself people

Talking to you @penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley @oliverwood333

[oliverwood333]

...hm you know what just because you said that i'm gonna tape an erotic drawing to the canopy of your bed-

[percyweasleyapologist]

ATTENTION

I just want everyone to know that the plural of spouse is spice

spouse= mouse

spice= mice

thank you for your time

[oliverwood333]

@penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley

GUYS

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I refuse to be related to such creatures after… that happened

[oliverwood333]

oh-

rats and mice are different though :(

[percyweasleyapologist]

ATTENTION

I just want everyone to know that the plural of spouse is spice

spouse= mouse

spice= mice

thank you for your time

[oliverwood333]

@penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley

GUYS

[penelope-clearwater]

WOW

this is revolutionary

I HAVE SPICE NOW

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

whoever op is is very smart 😌

[oliverwood333]

REAL

OWE THEM OUR LIVES TBH

QUESTION CAN WE WEAR SKIRTS AND BE THE SPICE GIRLS

[percyweasleyapologist]

ATTENTION

I just want everyone to know that the plural of spouse is spice

spouse= mouse

spice= mice

thank you for your time

[oliverwood333]

@penelope-clearwater @percy-ignatius-weasley

GUYS

[percyweasleyapologist]

Oliver: Penny... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Penny: *muffled* mm hmmm :) 

Oliver: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable. 

[oliverwood333]

@penelope-clearwater

[percyweasleyapologist]

Oliver, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

@oliverwood333 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

[oliverwood333]

u h . . .

do you promise not to be mad :(

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I promise to to be mad out loud

[oliverwood333]

erm

no comment then

[percyweasleyapologist]

Oliver, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

@oliverwood333 WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

[oliverwood333]

u h . . .

do you promise not to be mad :(

[percyweasleyapologist]

Oliver, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

[percyweasleyapologist]

Audrey: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.

[oliverwood333]

@au-xu-bless-u

[takemyadvice-dontlistentome]

inspired by this collection

[oliverwood333]

@percy-ignatius-weasley was this us before we started dating

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I will claw your eyes out.

[oliverwood333]

WHAT THE

WHY

ARE YOU CONSPIRING WITH MARCUS FLINT??

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

No just want to hurt you on my own accord. I may claw his eyes out afterwards.

[oliverwood333]

D:

i'm running away to join the circus

[percy-ignatius-weasley]

I think there’s a circus near where Charlie works, they use the dragons sometimes, I can ask if you can go there. :D

[oliverwood333]

i don't trust you anymore