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tessaxgilbert·:

You know that awful movie trope where people meet when one person is hurrying out of a coffee shop and bumps into someone? Well that happened to me today. Unfortunately, I was the one being bumped into, and I didn’t even get a phone number out of it. Anyone know a good stain remover?

Well, that person is a jerk for running into you and not turning back. As for the stain, I can help you with that. Simply: blot up excess coffee with a clean, dry cloth. Presoak the stain in a solution of 1-quart warm water, ½ teaspoon dishwashing detergent (not laundry detergent), and 1 tablespoon of white vinegar for 15 minutes then rinse the stained area with warm water.

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puckrmn·:

Mmm I dunno. I haven’t seen you in person in a hot minute. 

Maybe we should change that.

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💬 penny & harvey.

harvey: Given the chance, it would be so easy to fall in love with you~

penny: so if i was single, you would've fallen in love with me?

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💬 penny & connor.

connor: oh come on, pennnnnyyy, would another dog really be that bad?

penny: but but..there's three D:

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TEXT 📲 Penny x Sam

Sam: Tell me who else is in your phone. If they went "on point" maybe we can figure it out.

Penny: I have someone as 'eyes' but I feel like that could really be anyone.

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TEXT 📲 Penny x Micah

Micah: Pizza lunch redo?

Penny: Yeah, wanna join me?

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“Stop texting me puns I’m trying to live my life in peace.”

grumpy gills.

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💬 penny & max.

Max: Stop texting me puns I’m trying to live my life in peace.

Penny: Aww, come on grumpy. Just one more?

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💬 penny & connor.

connor: nope? why?

penny: he's trying to get another dog. even though we already have three at home.

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💬 penny & harvey.

harvey: I will find you your dream house here in Sander's Bay!

penny: i can't believe i agreed to this.

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TEXT 📲 Penny x Sam

Sam: They kinda nailed it, right?

Penny: Uh huh, very on point.

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TEXT 📲 Penny x Micah

Micah: 5 second rule?

Penny: It's too late, sadly. :(

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TEXT 📲 Penny x Madison

Madison: PENNNNNYYYYYY!!!

Madison: I got mad at him for that!!

Penny: MADISONNNNN.

Penny: Yeahhhhh, I remember that. I felt so bad lol.

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puckrmn·:

I like your style, kid.

Oh wow. Do I look like a kid to you, Puckerman?