Existence? Maybe.

why do all the best ships have one with dark hair and onw with light hair? i have too many ships right now idk whats going on

[blancabitchcraft]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ach-seal-beag-gearr-deactivated]

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

[blueeyesatnight]

ive had this queued since february.

[anonpolls]

How do you pronounce the name "Penelope"??

Peh-nil-lo-pii

Penny-loop

Some other way (tags?)

Never heard that name before/See results

Voting ended onOct 29, 2024

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[tlirsgender]

Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

[tlirsgender]

Was anybody else playing dead the whole time they were teenagers or is that just a me problem. Like I'm 20 now and I'm like Oh shit I didn't do anything. Because I'm scared

[tlirsgender]

And you see. Now I'm scared because I haven't done anything. Everything in the world is so scary and I am not medicated. I've been waking up sweaty the last few days. I hold so much tension you wouldn't believe. But to everyone else I just look like I'm chillin

[sageofthetwilight]

Happy indigenous peoples day!

[jnsmine]

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

[jnsmine]

i’ve waited one year to reblog this

[charlesoberonn]

[annalisasparkleshine]

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

[agentlizardofowca]

"Ah, Perry the platypus, I see you are trapped in my Crushed-by-a-car-battery-inator!

It's simple, You are stuck like this until a Tumblr user happens to drop a car battery. And when they do, You will be CRUSHED, and I will be free to take over the TRI-STATE-AREA!"

[just-roos-beep-deactivated20250]

[residentsleepr]

I bring a "fuck around and find out" approach to life that scientists like.

Fuck around

Come up with a ridiculous question

Establish a hypothesis, case in point: "If I fuck around, what will I find out?"

Test the hypothesis by fucking around in multiple ways to confirm, solidify findings, and gather evidence

Find out

Determine if the ridiculous question was answered by the data and evidence gathered through fucking around

What are the results found after fucking around? Was it expected?

Find out - Review findings

Did fucking around help or destroy your delusions?

Will you spill the tea (share your findings) to your friends, or will you be embarassed by being proven wrong by the results?

[precolor-prologue]

Can’t decide if this is @ominous-signs or @silly-signs !!

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[azoka-the-cryptid]

a very merry unbirthday to everyone!

[catchymemes]

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[zzoupz]

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

[artastic-foe]

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

[l4byr1nthz1]

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

[vinnybox]

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

[theo-window]

What did he do to deserve this

[rain-droplet]

punished by the council

[catchymemes]

[disturbedwizzard]

[beardedmrbean]

No it doesn't, shut up and stop trying to start problems.

[emmaubler]

People who like the British Baking Show like it because it seems to be genuinely nice people making baked goods and lamenting how much they'll miss each other after eliminations. The show's been on for years without a heel, so there's no reason to think its core audience needs one to find the show interesting. If you want conflict in your reality cooking shows, Gordon Ramsay has about 70 shows airing at any given time.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

People actually lost it one season when one of the contestants "accidentally" took someone's ice cream out of the freezer so that they could fit theirs in, and she didn't end up going home that same day, and instead was silently booted "due to an illness" between weeks.

A villain wouldn't survive on this show.

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

The Great British Bake Off DOES have a villain and it's the tent itself when it's 500 degrees and it's chocolate week

[biglawbear]

The villain isn't man versus man. It's man versus nature (humidity during chocolate week)

[agnesmontague]

im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

[discar]

I feel like making this distinction would also help with venting. "I acknowledge my feelings are irrational and primitive, and would never wish death on another human being. That being said, the asshole who slammed a door in my face deserves to be eaten alive by ants."

[sweetschizo-deactivated20190808]

Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

[sweetschizo-deactivated20190808]

Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.