micahbarrell:
Yes ma’am.
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@penelopeconner
micahbarrell:
Yes ma’am.
micahbarrell:
Now hurry up because I waddle my ass and find someone else.
micahbarrell:
I am.
Me too.
micahbarrell:
I’m just going to be grateful that the fact you’ve not gotten bored of having sex with me after the past few weeks.
Yeah well.....you should be grateful.
micahbarrell:
Not if you don’t like it.
You can do it, just don’t get mushing during sex, it’ll really ruin it for me.
micahbarrell:
Why would I?
You seem like one of those guys that is gonna start getting a glimpse of my stomach once I start really showing and fall to your knees all ‘I made that’.
micahbarrell:
I can’t argue with that.
As long as you’re not going to get halfway through and freak out over my stomach.
micahbarrell:
Didn’t think I’d missed you saying that a much as I have.
I’m amazing in bed. I’d miss having sex with me as well.
micahbarrell:
Yeah yeah.
Okay I’m over talking, lets go back to the pod and have sex.
micahbarrell:
After the past few weeks I’m more than used to that planner.
Good.
micahbarrell:
That planner haunts my dreams.
It’s going to have our kids entire life in it, so get used to it.
micahbarrell:
I mean…maybe a little. But I’ve truly had a rest since then.
Fine, casual sex is back on. I’ll leave the planner out of it.
micahbarrell:
Yeah, is that such a shock?
I had plenty of people tell me I ran you dry, and turned you into a zombie trying to get pregnant.
micahbarrell:
Wow, done with me already?
You’re volunteering?
micahbarrell:
You are describing every teenage boy ever.
Well it’s disturbing my lifestyle. Boys can just wave their dicks about and catch a vagina and if they don’t they beat it off in the bathroom for two minutes and they’re fine. My vomit soaked, pregnant ass can’t waddle around and catch a dick.
micahbarrell:
And we will soon enough.
You say soon enough, but you’re not the one that’s hungry and horny all of the damn time.
micahbarrell:
I wouldn’t sell yourself short just yet, you may surprise yourself yet.
Yeah, we’ll see about that.