unfortunately im not a jellyfish (yet)

ink | any prns | to be aimlessly floating in the ocean, brainless and stinging people

[peninkfood]

tags bc i keep forgetting my own organizational system:

#🥫 — simulation plot [unnamed idk] [only one with an actual outline / one im actively writing]

#🚬 — the toxic yuri assertion into godhood [also unnamed]

#💿 — the time all at once thing [none of these are named ough]

#🐚 — the submarine heist one idk

#🗂️ — the blackout files

#ocs again — specific ocs

[nyantara]

i find anglophone plagiarism discourse extremely funny because most bollywood movies when i was growing up would be straight up ripping plots and cinematography from cinema abroad and the music in them would be interpolating and sometimes just remaking it with hindi lyrics. copyright is fake asf the world is so much bigger without it <3

[catbishonen]

𝘈𝘥𝘢𝘮 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘵𝘰𝘰; 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳. 𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, ‘𝘚𝘤𝘪𝘰 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘤 𝘦𝘴𝘵.’ 𝘈𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘙𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘯’𝘴 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬,...

[crawfishcomic]

Vigilante

[mr-viwick]

migraine creature

[ayronaught]

I think if you have a migraine disorder you should be allowed to kill one (1) noisy person per attack without consequence

[shamebats]

Migraine sufferers will be like "it's not like I'm disabled or anything, it's just that if I do any of these normal everyday things other people do all the time, my head explodes. But I'm fine honestly, as long as I avoid doing anything ever and my environment and the weather never changes, then my head explodes a little less"

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[maruposting]

[startledoctopus]

medicine! despite the obstacles, we continue to advance and treat/cure more diseases than ever before. while i wish advertising for GLP1s would die with fire, they truly revolutionized care for people with Type II diabetes. last year they came out with a treatment for Huntington's disease that slows progression significantly (it was previously untreatable). a drug being tested for Alzheimers might be able to regrow teeth??? more and more surgeries are able to be done laproscopically, reducing recovery time significantly (tubal ligation for example). PCOS has been renamed and redefined to Polyendocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome to more accurately reflect the main symptoms (lots of people don't have cysts and thus got dismissed by doctors), and they have a blood test for it now.

frogs! thanks to tumblr's own @markscherz and others, we keep finding new frog species!

treatment for cat kidneys! it's not widely available yet as they complete testing but Japanese researcher Toru Miyazaki has created an injection that can protect cat kidneys, which could let cats that would otherwise die of kidney complications live twice as long. which is a lot of cats, sadly.

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[f0restnympho420]

was trimming ye olde bush in the shower and i kind of fucked up and now it just looks like i tried to give my pussy a taper fade

[minormalady]

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[bedlam-moon]

happy those are his hooves you bitch 12 year anniversary