Bigfoot Is Real And He Tried To Suck My Dick

✧ Emma / 18 / Maine ✧ My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out

[briannatheloner]

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[oikawas]

An accurate depiction of the 2016 US Election

[fuks]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

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I’m hyperventilating

[stolentweets]

[c-bassmeow]

this needs to win an award ….

[snorlaxatives]

[tiredcorn-deactivated20160310]

[daamian-deactivated20160527]

i trust and believe him

[penworthy]

my favorite aesthetic is cheap, unsettling motel that you stay in while on a desert road trip

like bright neon signs, humidity-filled hallways, and rooms with televisions that only play static-y game shows

complete with uncomfortable sheets and the feeling that someone is watching you

[weavemama]

[snirts-deactivated20170315]

[onlytwitterpics]

[realitytvbitch]

Professor: “There’s a book you can buy that’s not mandatory, but it will hel-”

[no-chill-at-all]

[colachampagnedad]

i don’t even know what her @ was on ig

[twitterlols]

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

my hairy booty hole

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

[healingisneeded]