I'm falling baby,

Penny Redden. 21. Jockette. October 20th You probably know my siblings. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will." - John Green

[penny-redden]

the-lucky-redden:

“We could totally play truth or drink…”

“Let me just say, I am so very glad you’re my brother.”

[the-lucky-redden-blog]

“Let’s get out drinks, then.”

[penny-redden]

“Yesssss. Awesome.”

[the-lucky-redden-blog]

“It’s funny because I know you would do it.”

[penny-redden]

“Well, solely because I want to hear your story of strife, of course.”

[the-lucky-redden-blog]

“No, because if I were to tell you, you’d have to get me extremely drunk for me to crack.”

[penny-redden]

“That’s soo very tempting, big brother.”

[the-lucky-redden-blog]

“You really don’t wanna know.”

[penny-redden]

“No.  I’m sure that I do.”

[penny-redden]

"Woah, woah, woah.  Start at the beginning.  You what?”

[penny-redden]

“Sh. The Paper Towns trailer is on.”

[princessamberthefirst]

“I take you think I’m wrong.”

[penny-redden]

“Sure, there are other factors to  a relationship.  But I can’t very well be in one with someone who doesn’t like Harry Potter.”

[hera-of-olympus]

“Why be hungover when I can just get drunk again and forget about all of my problems?”

[penny-redden]

“Sounds like you’ve got some problems.”

[princessamberthefirst]

“I believe there are more important things to base a relationship than just Harry Potter.”

[penny-redden]

[penny-redden]

“Well he said he didn’t like Harry Potter.  How is a relationship supposed to progress after that?”

[skellington-king-blog]

“Uh, on a good day, yeah.”

[penny-redden]

“Sounds like an adventure.  Luckily, I can suture.”

[skellington-king-blog]

“Well this guy spilled my drink on me at a bar, so I told him he should buy me a new one. But when he did he put his cigarette in it so I punched him–then it sort of took a turn from there.”

[penny-redden]

“Do your ‘turns’ usually involved getting part of the front of your scalp practically ripped off?”

[skellington-king-blog]

Okay–I know it looks bad but–Yeah there’s no but, my head is fucking killing me right now.

[penny-redden]

“Shit, okay, I can help.  Let me get my first aid kit.  Can you tell me what happened?

[buzz-lightyear-drifter]

“I’m normally not. I prefer to avoid bars completely. I don’t like how I get when intoxicated.”

[penny-redden]

“Neither do I, prefer to be behind the bar.”

[buzz-lightyear-drifter]

“Water. I’m babysitting tonight.”

[penny-redden]

“Water it is.  Babysitting? You don’t seem the type.”

[buzz-lightyear-drifter]

“Well that’s rude. But don’t worry, I won’t be one of those guys tonight.”

[penny-redden]

“That’s good to hear.  What can I get you?”